Monday, October 31, 2011

2011-10-31

Tebow a big flop against the Lions, MSU lays an egg, too many women football announcers
more on Turkia-gate: why has nobody been fired over the fake letter? Is Turkia hot?
Kane Hodder aka Jason Voorhees calls
Wojo calls about Tebow, St. Louis World Series win, MSU's loss
Tony Moran aka Michael Myers calls
more Turkia talk, the last words of Steve Jobs
Drew Lane leaves on personal business, Drew Stanton calls about the Lions, MSU and his charity The High 5ive Foundation

2011-10-29 best of

fans demanding a Mike Clark answering machine message CD
Jimmy Johnson
Harris poll: Devil's night including a ducky fart , a lively Coleman young debate and suburbanite insurance scams
Larry the cable guy
callers discuss their slutty halloween costumes
call to police department of a city where somebody got FECES in their trick-or-treat bag, call to convenience store where a guy crawled in with a super-glued penis
Busta Rhymes calls about Halloween

Saturday, October 29, 2011

2011-10-28

wiped out from World Series Game 6 41
Christina Ricci calls about "Pan Am", Cliff Notes theatre "Monster"
new Beavis and Butthead, calls about Turkia
revisiting Greg Eviganagain on Melrose Place
Wojo calls about the World Series, Tebow
Mike's Crazy Guggenheim impersonation
Tebow's chastity and big-racked girlfriend, WJBK Lee Thomas' karate viral video

U2 documentary maker Davis Guggenheim
charity auction trouble
Jim, Petey the Jack Russell terrier's owner

Friday, October 28, 2011

2011-10-27

TSA agent who lefta a note on a dildo
Petey the Jack Russell terrier reunited with his owner
John Baker auther of the RichRod book "3 and out"
Mike ogles pre-interviews Heather Catallo
Heather Catallo in studio talks about Turkia Mullen (and to prove she's not fat)

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

2011-10-26

Drew's best bud Chaz off DWTS
Looney tune: Highly paid whore
similarities between Baby Lisa case and older missing baby case
call to Ron Wayne (sold 10% of Apple for $2300), Bill Buckner update
story of Chuck Wepner the real-life Rocky
Diane Cannon calls about her idyllic romance with Cary Grant, LSD
Drew comments on the Rolling stone article on Occupy Wall street
how do homeless people afford cigarettes?
Drew dubious of Steven Tyler's tooth knockout story

2011-10-25

new book about RichRod's UofM career
Who called Heather Catallo fat? 87 yr old with $3 million in cocaine
call to Joey Buttafuoco about his celebrity boxing match with tomato head
Michael Lohan's domestic abuse problems, Mike's story of catching Tony Ciccone beating off, call to the homeless shelter Tony goes to

Tony Iommi book call, details of his finger accident, Drew reveals how he lost a fingertip in a freak hide-and-go-seek accident
today in history
call to Birdy the 90 year old sorority sister goes awry: Drew gets c-blocked by the bagel's sister*
Guns n Roses concert disasters
Drew wonders if there were cutters a long time ago

2011-10-24

Kevin Sorbo calls about his new biography
ML Elrick calls about the $5.5 billion woman Turkia Mullen situation
Wojo talks about this weekend's sports
new details of the baby Lisa, Mike's friend/Madonna's brother Tony now homeless, Linda Rondstadt is HUGE
Drew remembers the Irsay family
playlists from Rolling Stone, Coldplay songs all sound the same

2011-10-22 best of

calling workplace and home of Mr Akbar: pulled his clothes off during interview with a woman
8 yr old kid drives his go-kart on the highway 20 miles
rude British woman keeps hanging up: Drew teaches her a lesson
calls to angry cable company employee, woman with Jesus in her tree http://www.wisn.com/news/1210712/detail.html
funny but real names
Mike makes an unfortunate comment about Prince William's mouth
Mini Gene of Mini Kiss
worst honeymoon contest winner Cindy: spent her first honeymoon covered in port-a-potty feces
Drew ogles Liz Cho

Saturday, October 22, 2011

2011-10-21

Ben calls about his book on the Eagles
Bradley Cooper banging JLo
Wojo calls
IronE from the Walking dead calls
Andrew Salt calls about the new Rolling  Stones on Ed Sullivan DVDs
trying to call the woman who took a picture of the Gosselin kids stuck in a van, Mr Belding's kinky  massages
today in history

2011-10-20

Crazy Ohio animal guy, 9 year old designated driver, Republican candidates
Charlie LeDuff investigates severance-gate, the "baby Lisa" story
Detroit pension/severance scams, Matty Maroun's propoganda commercials
guy in Vegas with 100lb scrotum
Rolling Stones on Ed Sullivan
today in history

2011-10-19 best of

guy blows up a port-a-potty, Drew harasses a lying operator
watching a Girls gone wild video
Harris poll: can you name at least 1 porn star?
Mike gets in a car accident
was Ted Kazinski the zodiac killer
77yr old milkshake takes car in for oil change and ends up with a new car
public breastfeeding outrage, boob sightings
call from "Bill Clinton"

2011-10-18 best of

call to rec center where a condom floating in a pool went into a guy's mouth
call to sex store where Sting appeared
Elizabeth Smart's gay dad Ed's television career prospects, guy arrested for urinating on grocery store chickens, talking with a 16 yr old virgin
letters to the editor about Drew and Mike: listeners are unemployed losers
call to a gay fraternity goes horribly wrong: Drew pretends to be his supervisor
attempted call to John Nash brings back Claytion the evil creation memories
Alice in Chains book author Adrianna Rubio
Eli creator of the $4000 toilet
Bernie the 60 year old male stripper
Sammy Davis Jr stories from his biography
Harris poll: Philadelphia now more gay friendly
call to father of a big ol' baby
8 year old kid still breastfeeding

2011-10-17

Turkia Mullin severance/kickback update, Laura Cox calls in, irresponsible BJ speculation
Wojo calls about UM/MSU, Tigers disappointing elimination, the Harbaugh/Schwarz catfight
Tigers postseason stats
Detroit's horrible 3hour late buses

2011-10-14

Ashton Kutcher's big mouthed party tramp
today in history: Baby Jessica down the well
Jim Harper retires: the mediocre morning radio community mourns
Johnny Spirit calls, MSU degree in partying commercial parody
Rainn Wilson aka Dwight Schrute calls
doghouse stories for sweetest day prizes
Chris Tucker foreclosure
downwithdetroit tshirts, Mike explains Boblo to Drew
woman Otis Mathis was rubbing it in front of got $650000

2011-10-13

Wolters broken tooth, Mike's homemade dentistry
Joe Buck worse than "Boom goes the dynamite" kid
Richard Simmons going to the dogs, Mike remembers their encounter
Lisa Ling calls about her amateur porn investigation, the old phne sex call, Amy Fisher's porno
Joel Schumaker calls about his new movie Trespass, sick of Turkia Mullin and Detroit cronyism
Rich, author of I love Michigan, I hate Ohio State, Mike's MSU answering machine rants
MSU references in movies, the infamous porn line surprise call

Friday, October 14, 2011

2011-10-12

having fun drawing cartoons of the guy hit by the bat at the Tigers game

Kwame can't afford a $150 fine
Terry Francona's mysterious firing
callers about guy hit by the bat at the Tigers game
Bat face man himself calls
today in history
Dhani Jones calls about Bow Tie Cause

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

2011-10-11

Hank Williams jr lashing out, monday night's Tigers/Lions games
Jeff calls about his Walter Peyton book
local newscasters mobbed by MNfootball fans, scare news piece on airline texting
Wojo talks Tigers loss and MNF
Channel 4 fun governors end the "booty bus"
call to old guy who threw urine on delinquents who harassed him

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

2011-10-10

Mike's back from extensive rectal repair surgery
who was responsible for Michael Jackson 's death, Mitch A-bomb in tears over homeless steelworker, Mike analyzes Nancy Grace's girdle fart
past Lions monday night games
Turkia Mullin aka "Airport bitch" (Drew's words, not mine) getting sued
Bob "Wojo" Wojnowski  makes his WRIF debut talking Tigers and Lions
"Blanket" Jackson, Republican presidential candidates
call to the "Booty lounge", old Prince Fielder commercial
Ashton Kutcher's cheating
Rangers pitcher Derek Holland's terrible mustache

Monday, October 10, 2011

2011-10-08 best of

call to "Kurt Warner"
listener's call: Would you bang Octomom
Intern Eric wants to interview Nascar drivers
Drew blown off by Kevin Smith
calling Ruth Harris the 83yr old victim of foot fetishist
donut shop terrorism "Johnsonblows"
call to Mike: the guy who tried to kiss Jim Leyland
call with Mark "the bird"' Fidrych
listener stories: accidentally sending emails to the wrong people
trying to call guy who caught Barry Bonds' homerun ball, Red's tube bar calls

2011-10-07

Mike Clark out sick due to rectal bleeding and having a large amount of a white fluid pumped from his stomach
Hank Williams Jr firing, the unknown Apple founder
Kevin Farley in studio
call to 94 yr old Lilian: had a blimp land in her backyard
Tom Cruise's danceoff
Wojo coming to WRIF, today in history
George Harrison documentary, house invasion and death
call to Logan who quit his high school football team to be a cheerleader

2011-10-06

excerpts from Duff McKagan's GNR book, Wolters recounts getting beaten up
Bobby Ferguson's sexual harassment accusations
more bitching about people not paying enough taxes
Mickey Redmond's theme song  Whiskey In The Jar by Metallica means Mickey Redmond in studio to talk about the Red Wing's upcoming season
Looney tune: "I am Palin, hear me roar"
guy busted for having sex in a car with a 71 year old woman

Friday, October 7, 2011

2011-10-05
lardass is fake sick again, Drew wants Amanda Knox to do porn
call with Brianna the field goal kicker/homecoming queen

Tigers' disastrous 10-1 game
sex addict/drummer/chronic masturbator Phil Varone's sex toy
excerpts from Duff McKagan's GNR book
Eddie Griffin calls about his gig at Motor City Casino, cackling hens from "the View"
Drew disgusted by Michael Jackson's Dr Murray's parade of sluts
checking out stills of the Tupac sex video
calling Ruth Harris the 83yr old victim of foot fetishist
Drew can't wait for the new biopic featuring J Edgar Hoover homoing out

2011-10-04

looney tune: "Avilla" by "Chet Lemon"
n word discussion by the cackling hens on the View
Drew calls n word head Ranch, Louis CK's n word routine
Thomas Jane's gay prostitute revelation, Kwame's legal problems getting worse
call to Jaqueline about her golf cart DUI
top 10 hot chicks that are also geniuses, Natalie Portman's rap
stump the staff

2011-10-03

Mike's still sick, is Amanda Knox hot? would legalizing pot help the economy?
Turkia Mullin returns $200000 severance pay
Tigers and Lions win
callers on Turkia Mullin, potheads with guns, sports
douchebag free climber on 60 minutes
today in history, Chubby Checker sucks

2011-10-01 best of

Mike talks to "Michael Jackson"
call with Buzz Aldrin
Mike talks to "Michael Jackson" about Jackson kids chasing Blanket with a stun gun
Drew and Mike want to buy the Silverdome for $10,  "Silverdome memories"
call with Mr Belding Dennis Haskins
Ace Frehley tell all book stories
stump the staff Joey's sleeping edition
swearing advocate Dr. Lillian Glass

Saturday, October 1, 2011

2011-09-30

Mike sick again, evaluating the Tigers chances against the Yankees
Welfare "lifers" up in arms, bridge card scammers
Thomas Jane from "Hung", was he drunk discussion, Hasselhoff's drunken hamburger video
clips from "the foot fist way"
Drew still bewildered by Thomas Jane interview, clips from Boogie Nights
more sad excerpts from the new Walter Peyton book
cliff notes theatre "Grand Torino"
Drew confuses Fernando Lamas with Ricardo Monatoblan
top ten moments of the Tigers season
Drew infuriated by the hole getting $200000 severance pay

2011-09-29

*joined in progress*
Mike's sick
Henrik Zetterberg calls about the annual smoke detector collection http://redwings.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=590358
new Walter Peyton book ruins Drew's image of his hero
today in history
Chris Pratt calls about "Moneyball"
celebrities with toupees
Chris Chelios in studio