2011-06-28

last night's poorly attended fireworks, cars towed
looney tune: politicians act like piggies
today in history: Sgt. Carter died, Drew remembers watching Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear off at Spectadium, Billy Mays died
Ike Turner's Rocket 88, Chuck Barry's sexual pecadillos
ridiculously long fireworks show on channel 4
call to Elsie Glickert: trying to get Chuck Berry statue stopped,  telephone mouth breathers
Dick Vitale's UDM court dedication brouhaha, Paris Hilton's ridiculous demands not to ask certain questions
Bachelor Bentley's last show
call with Paris Hilton and her mother, Mike's connection to Cathy Hilton
fireworks shooting

2011-06-27

new season of Celbrity(sic) rehab, U2's Lansing concert review, Rolling Stones fanzine and gossip
jeremy jackson and Steven Adler on Celebrity Rehab, Sparky's tribute at Comerica park
dud calls to Mini Person and Cathy Westmoreland  from the Mojo magazine Elvis article, the many loves of Elvis, Cybill Shepherd teaches Elvis how to be a cunning linguist, Natalie Wood's hygiene problems*
Casey Anthony trial update, D&M sick of the Kardashian's wealth
Fireworks displays will suck due to cutbacks, gun goes off at Gibraltar gun show
Sparky's tribute at Comerica park: Dan Petry's great speech
Casey Anthony getting fan mail and proposals
Qadaffi's son failed attempt at a soccer career
Bristol Palin book excerpts
Michael Lohan calls about Celebrity Rehab, D&M play him the Amy Fisher porno
Bachelor Bentley returning, the shocking discovery that Vincent "Forever love" Jame' phone has been disconnected
clips from the U2 concert

2011-06-25

talking to intern Eric's mother about his Red Wings flag and poor career choice
Mike remembers guys pulling a train on a fat chick at a high school party while Instant Karma is looped in the background
brides wearing diapers, serial flasher on the Huron river, Dr Disgusto
pregnant man scott moore  , Drew amuses a mis-dialled caller
attempting to call a 106 yr old Scottish virgin
call to Sally: woman who beat off a bear with a pillow
Joe falls asleep leading to a silent version of stump the staff
Sleepy Mike's phone call

2011-06-24

Tom Cruise's career nosediving
interview with LaToya Jackson replay
moving Jobbie nooner to July sends Drew on an Orson Welles giving oral treats tangent
tabloid news: Liza Minelli's yardsale, Larry David dating Eva Mendes, Shaq's sex tape?, Buzz Aldrin's divorce
call with Jesse Heiman king of the extras and his ego
bad beauty pageant speeches
call with Miss USA Alyssa Campanella
tennis star Simona Halep's big boob reduction, Casey Anthony trial update
looney tune: "I'm on a boat"
call to man and woman having sex on the beach in front of a restaurant is a dud so they replay the Weiner press conference
details of “Whitey” Bulger's capture
wil Roy Roberts be any better than Bob Bobb? cleaning up the DPS

2011-06-23

pilot ranting about fat old and gay flight attendants
Nick Lidstrom's Norris trophy speech, Mike rags on the popemobile
details of the bizarre life of LaToya Jackson
the epidemic of Detroit power outages continues
Barbara Walters interview with  LaToya Jackson, snake comes up out of toilet
looney tune: I only like black girls
details on the capture of Whitey Bulger, jobbie nooner tomorrow , Ryan Dunn jackass autopsy
sick of the overkill on severe weather coverage, Weiner gets porn job offer
12 yr old Drew got to drive the neighbourhood pervert's car, Casey Anthony trial update
callers: is Casey Anthony do-able?
call to the mother of lesbian thrown out of Twins game for excessive grab-assery
interview with LaToya Jackson
anniversary of Elvis becoming unhinged

2011-06-22

little kid takes car to see dad
Dan Gilbert, Campusss Martiusss, bad weatherman seguees

call to Edward Smith: has car-nal knowledge of his cars



Erin Nicole has put away the granny shirts and is showing off her rack again, listener letters: parent's with bad taste in music
details of St. Clair County murder case, 16 and pregnant banana throwing fight

call with Greg Monroe about the Pistons draft
Jennifer Love Hewitt spotted dildo shopping
Jim Brockmyer clips, athletes with the most illegitimate children, 23 world records for sex
Buddy Guy calls about Chess records, stage fright, his Meadowbrook show
it's WRIF picture day, Tiger Woods hate mail in USA Today

2011-06-21

Drew exhausted after Elvis Costello concert
today in history, NBC  controversy over the pledge of allegiance
Christopher Anderson calls in about his new royals book "William and Kate"
Clarence Clemons death, Mountain guitarist Leslie West's leg amputation, analyzing Mississippi Queen lyrics
Boston Bruins run up $156000 bar tab
Drew's details on the Elvis Costello concert: go-go dancers, spinning the wheel to pick songs
your music vs. your parent's music
Laura Ling calls about her book about wandering into North Korea
Mike ogles Megan Fox, parent's with bad taste in music, Grateful Dead concerts

2011-06-20

details of the Vancouver riots couple making out: Mike thinks he can see some vag
J-Lo's boob slip on German tv, Miss USA discriminating against large-boobed contestants, Letters kids wrote about their dads
man nearly decapitated sticking head out of party bus, update on the "leave Britney alone" kid: PORN!
call with Rick Baird: 18 consecutive holes in one on putt putt golf
Michigan to get a mascot? inane chatter from Miss USA
Drew excited about tonight's Elvis Costello concert
Top 40 man cities in the U.S.

2011-06-17

Weiner resigns, two lezzers thrown out of baseball game by "mustached" security guard

Terry Jones at it again
Harry Shearer calls about his hurricane Katrina movie
Mike is entranced by the creamy butt of the girl making out at the Vancouver riots

Album cover kids: where are they now?
Alice Cooper's account of his meeting with Elvis, Linda Lovelace and Liza Minelli, new Elvis concert clips
Weiner's press conference disturbed by heckler from the Howard Stern show
people who have failed on SNL
Gilbert Gottfried in studio, meeting Kareem abdul Jabar, Hollywood squares, ghost hunting reality show, Peewee Herman, Miley Cyrus, losing Aflac endorsement

2011-06-15

Bestselling author Kwame to appear in court, U2's Spider Man play a flop
Chas Bono talk: will a glue on penis/vag ever be technologically possible?
Call to "Congressman Weiner", excerpts from Steve-O's biography
Barbara Sinatra calls in about her book, Phil Hartman as Sinatra on SNL

Drew's newest best buddy "Chas" Bono calls in
Hef's playmate fiancee dumps him for Dr Phil's douchey son, Verlander's 2-hitter
replay of call to "Congressman Weiner"
top 26 most hated sports teams, Dallas Cowboys team video parody, Eric williams how to do a lotta bitches without getting sued parody
Looney tune: "sax man"
Kenny Wayne Shepherd  in studio

2011-06-14

plumetting property values in Las Vegas, NHL going to game 7, Lebron more obnoxious than ever in defeat, Octo-mom to appear on celebrity boxing, Bachelorette roast and masked man unveiled, call with the masked man
Mitch A-bomb shaken up by Weiner scandal, U2, McCartney, Elton John tours
Bill Clinton and his Victoria's Secret girlfriend
Drew mocked for liking Lemonade mouth
Reporters piling on Lebron leads to a replay of the Paris Hilton "fart in a mitten" ambush interview
Henry Winkler calls about his fly fishing book

Top 25 over-rated women celebrities of 2010, Toilet Bowl Cleaners songs about Zooey Deschanel, Miley Cyrus and Kristen Stewart
Trudi talks about her Arizona radio junket

2011-06-13

Drew delighted by Miami Heat's loss
trying to decide what to buy for Father's day, Drew brought his gay dogs to work
debauched details on the life of the sultan of brown-eye and "Prince Jeffrey", Oprah trying to rehabilitate sara fatso Ferguson's image
more dog talk: obesity, giving them the Heimlich, barking at tv dogs and pizza men
is Weiner hot? evaluating the chicks he texted
Jack Black's "Sax man", no modern cars in Cuba
audio separated at birth: Dirk Nowitzki and Napoleon Dynamite, Bentley the Bachelorette douchebag
guy that has sex with his cars, Mike feeds Drew's dogs

2011-06-10

Drew still sick, downtown Detroit blackout
Mike sick of inaccurate weathermen
"the king and his court" softball team, hot chick interviewed at Tigers game, farting banned in Malawi
Jason Lee calls about second season of "Memphis beat"
Mike recalls his years as an altar boy and being "born again"
reporter andrew Breitbart calls about leaking the Weiner pics
top 16 Weiner text messages, callers: should Weiner resign?
former wrestler Chyna doll calls about her new porno
more of Mike as an altar boy, latest on the Casey Anthony case
Mike's nude boating mishap,

2011-06-09

Drew's out sick with explosive diarrhea, leads to a discussion on gerbils and buttplay
Weiner's boner pic exposed, Mike offers his expert analysis and predicts a "bimbo eruption" of sluts coming forward
Mike reads the hazmat-esque procedures for disposing of fluorescent light bulbs
best of: call to Martin down from 800lbs to 600
Trudi offers her opinion on Weiner's wiener
Ernie Harwell memorabilia ripped off
Rob Cordry calls about "Children's hospital"
Casey Anthony trial, details of the Air France crash
Aziz Ansari of Parks & Recreation calls

2011-06-08 Best of

world's oldest lion tamer from Jimmy Kimmel
"Over 50" magazine's 57 year old porn model Tanqueray
Harris poll: renaming Interstate 69
finding stuff out on your partner's cellphone, Tiger Woods scandal and his endorsements
call with Russell Hitchcock from Air Supply
callers: what is the sappiest record you own?
looney toon "No homo"
63 yr old Gail(a heavy phone breather) stabbed carjackers with car keys
chicks going nuts at bachelorette parties with male strippers
call to 79-year-old Marvin who lost control of his homemade blimp http://www.swaviator.com/html/issueJF04/blimp.html
call with Willie AAmes about being homeless and offering financial advice
people afraid of swine flu vaccines
a loud lawnmower brings the show to a screeching halt

2011-06-07

drew calls from his car, Weiner owns up to wiener pics, Palin supporters trying to rewrite Paul Revere history
Robert J Eagle's book on how to talk your wife into a 3 way
call to Jim Darby, Chicago's first civil union recipient
D&M think a full-on Weiner boner pic will come out, cyber-harassed sluts coming out of the woodwork, text transcripts*
Weiner's press conference
Cialis fo 3ways commercial parody, call: Robert J Eagle's book on how to talk your wife into a 3 way "How to get your wife to sleep with chicks"
Drew explains his lateness, Mugabe jails police officer over using his personal toilet: James Brown comparisons
Paul W Smith deemed a legend, Drew and Mike are not, terrible radio mascots, masked Bachelor revealed
stump the staff for Aziz Ansari tickets

2011-06-06

Palin's Paul Revere screwup
Robert Pattinson drunk, Jason Sudeikis clips from the MTV movie awards
Dave Foley from Kids in the hall
flamboyantly gay eyewitness from the news
"Like a boss"
call with ESPN author James Andrew Miller, live prank calls to ESPN
tabloid news: Drew feels guilty looking at pictures of Bieber dry humping Selena Gomez
more of the Casey Anthony case, Willow Palin going off the rails, Toilet bowl cleaners  "Natalie Portman poops"

2011-06-03

Kwame's book release
Mickey Redmond in the hockey hall of fame
Kid Rock's paddle board concert announcement
Mickey Redmond calls about his hockey hall of fame induction
Flava Flav calls about crack, hotwiring locomotives, Flava Flav the icon
Kwame sees the light in prison, more Weiner talk, Kate middleton kissed a girl
calls to Weiner crisis hotline, Drew describes a power bush
Belinda Carlisle blimping up
Corey Feldman calls about his new movie
Toilet bowl cleaners "Drews gotta poo" "can't go to the bathroom"
looney toon "the night I fought Rocky"
Jack Kevorkian dead, women golfers we'd like to see nude
Casey Anthony case recorded phone calls with her father
Keith Morrison from Dateline, clips of Bill Heder doing Keith Morrison

2011-06-02

looney tune: "I just had sex" by lonely island
Congressman Weiner's underwear pics, have you sent/received unwanted wiener pics?
Flava flav roast clips, montage of Butt Mike's Justin Long messages, "Fistful of quarters" Donkey Kong documentary
Ray Romano calls "Men of a certain age"
trying to solve the case of Drew's missing Hooters vest
analyzing the Weiner underwear pics, Trudy and callers give their 2 cents
Lance Armstrong exposed, Octo-mom in a bikini: Drew wants the courst to order her to do a porno to pay for all her brats
Blake Lively nude pics analyzed
Bob Patrick the nipple massaging expert from Tosh.0

Drew notices a guy from the Real world rollerblading with a boner
Drew wants airline flight disruptors to be tattooed and banned

2011-06-01

Bubrub, Carl Monday and Kenny "K-Strass" Strasser revisited
Looney tune: "I am Palin, hear me roar"
call to Freddy: 63 yr old who made bomb threat to tv station for 2 1/2 Men marathon
ACLU fighting for prisoners rights to have porn, Detroit invaded by 650000 feral cats
today in history
attempt to call woman in UK too big to fit in courtroom, midriff bulge and girdles
call to Jeremiah Morrison: survivor of Oklahoma tornado vs. tractor-trailer, Mikes encounter with Oklahoma locals
celebrities and their obnoxious "branding"
"hotness delusion syndrome" of middle aged men
ESPN book: coverage of Lebron's "decision", Eric Dickersons terrible MNF commentary
teenmom, Bachelor Brad & Emily already broke up
Intern Eric says good-bye

2011-05-31

weathermen getting pranked by fake callers during storm, worst internet cover songs
Manuel Cabrera successfully weasels out of DUI, should he have owned up?
tabloid news: Bristol Palin's black boyfriend
Jim Tressel booted out of Ohio State
where did peanut allergies come from?
Norman Yetooma made $2mil from the Tamara Green case, not paying contractors
top cover versions of songs
Haley Reinhart's egomaniacal article
how to get out of DUI's, top 20 cover songs, Tressel's SI article, update on the genderless baby
Eric trying to weasel out of his washers bet