Saturday, December 31, 2011

2011-12-31

Well I've been doing this for a year and was wondering if anyone reads this regularly or do people just stumble across this blog searching for Erin Nicole nudes or proof that Jim Morrison is still alive?  IS THIS THING ON???
COMMENTS??? ANYTHING??

2011-12-31 best of

No show today

2011-12-30 best of

Larry King's awful 'tweets'
Carlo Riley aka 'Almost Michael Jackson' hangs up on Drew, ad for Michael Jackson umbrella holder school
callers about kids screaming in public, spanking
George Carlin calls
caller talent(?) show
cranky Marvin Feinsmith's bassoon website and defaced Wikipedia entry
Karan the vagina dyer mynewpinkbutton.com
listeners call in about their porn preferences
call to Jared: had a piece of 'blue ice'(frozen airline turds) crash through his roof, Drew's airline nightmare stories
Ndamukong Suh/Runaround Sue by the Polish Muslims
Bam Margera calls about his book
prank calls to Larry King

2011-12-29 best of

80 yr old William Levering likes flying friends to lunch
Dr Dudley Danov calls about 'penis power'
call to Roberta Feinsmith: suing a co-worker over excessive farting, they get her cranky husband Marvin instead
analyzing previous day's car chase footage for police brutality
stump the staff
calling the neighbours of a dog FE-CES infested house of skank in Dearborn
Bentley's review of the Lady Gaga show, listener's guilty pleasures
"Over 50" magazine's (aka 'Uncle') 57 year old porn model Tanqueray

2011-12-28 best of

Roy of (Siegfried &) mauled by a tiger
in depth analysis of Evan Longoria's 7/9th's hard penis pics, do women want to see penis pics?
looney tune: "I only got a 3" tool"
girl renting ad space on her boobs Anorei  Collins
call with Jay Thunderbolt on the strip club in his family room
Erin Andrews' nude keyhole bush primping pics, what celebrities would you like to see nude?
calling Kwame at his pretend job
author Roy about his ultimate book of sports movies
cliff notes theatre: "The Program"
looney tune: "this song's a turd" (free as a bird)
Drew contemplates life without a head, ButtMike appears

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

2011-12-27 best of

2011-12-27 best of
viewing the 'Saved by the bell' porno
Tommy James (of Tommy James and the Shondells) calls
Righteous Rick calls about being signed to an MMA fight
David Lee Roth in studio
Mikes former co-worker Bill with the Colostomy bag, colostomy/ostomy talk, looking up 'human anus' on Wikipedia
talking with Tree Truck guy markmadson.com
wondering when we'll evolve to the point where the first butt baby will be delivered, sick of Sammy Hagar's obsession with tequila and Cabo
Janis Ian's 'at 17' made into a song for Eric the intern, looney tune "white and nerdy"
call with 'Bill Clinton" about his heart problems

Monday, December 26, 2011

2011-12-26 best of

callers who homo'd out on ecstasy
call with Larry Flynt(the real one, not Drew)
Dax Shepard calls
Looney tune "caught me spanking it"
callers' public masturbator sightings, Carl Monday clips
people complaining about Fibre One bars causing farting
Joan Rivers calls
calls to Justin Long and Tiger Woods
Fibre One bar eating experiment results
call with 'Micheal Jackson' from the afterlif
fun with Arnold Schwarzenegger drops
stump the staff Super Bowl edition
another ButtMike message for Justin Long

Sunday, December 25, 2011

2011-12-24 best of

call to Santa in Florida
call to a CVS where a guy took a dump in the aisle
call to a funeral home where a nativity scene's sheep was violated

Saturday, December 24, 2011

2011-12-23 best of

Mayor Roy Castle sells town's(Castlewood) Christmas decorations
Billy Bob Thorton calls about "Bad Santa"
Mervin Whipple, man with 108000 Christmas lights(and a $4126.32 power bill)
Calls to Santa and Jesus
Gary Hoey in studio
Chuck Gaidica discusses Drew and Mikes dislike of Christmas music
1997 Christmas greetings to random celebrities
Chris: neighbours' annoyed by his 150000 Christmas lights
call with the Susan the sleep-eater
talk with Dee Snyder about his Christmas album, Mike disappointed by lack of airplanes in airline-themed porno
Drew's Christmas shopping

Friday, December 23, 2011

2011-12-22 Best of

Christmas songs by the Toilet bowl cleaners
news story about seniors getting STD's, call to Eleanor on her 77th anniversary
Scott Bernstein calls about his book on the Detroit mafia, Isaiah Thomas
Christmas Looney tunes: "I want" by Tenacious D
call to Travis Collins: decorates his neighbours' homes for Christmas, a history of Mike's empty promises
Tony the Vegas bookmaker
talking with Pam Grier about her design company
Chris fined $47000 for having Santa Clauses at his business
store Santa getting paid with Hot Wheels gets stiffed by Kmart
Drew criticizes answering machine messages

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

2011-12-21

Teen mom, school supervisor's DUI at Fudruckers
breaking Bill Conlin sexual abuse scandal
call with Octo-mom about her advice show
Christmas Looney tunes:"Bon Scott" singing 'Favorite Things', "Holidays Haze", "O come all ye grateful deadheads"
today in history: Elvis' one man war on drugs
Trent: donating his man-seed to anybody who wants it Trentdonor.org
replay: Bob Boner calls about the Obama Boner Volt
trying to call Oates from Hall and Oates
Christmas Looney tunes:"police stopped my car", "Walking round in women's underwear"
trivia questions for Great Lakes Invitational tix

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

2011-12-20

bizarre crying at Kim Jong Il's funeral
looney tune: Gingritch's sister
Tom Cruise on Letterman, Bob Boner calls about the Obama Boner Volt
NFL games on Saturday due to Christmas, call to the school who suspended kids for Tebow-ing
more creepy Michael Jackson molestation victim transript readings, Jimmy Fallon as Nicolas Cage
analyzing Lindsay Lohan's Playboy spread, Wolters bought a "Rated Xmas" CD
remembering the annual "Blue/Grey" game, Detroiters reminded not to shoot guns on New Years
more of  "Rated Xmas", Michael the CEO of Yourmasque "orally-dissolvable, flavored gel strips"
Chelsea Clinton's terrible news reporting, rock n roll trivia questions
ButtMike's theme and ButtMike's album "It's a brown Christmas"
trivia questions for Great Lakes Invitational tix

Monday, December 19, 2011

2011-12-19

Lions amazing game in Oakland, Ndamukong Suh/Runaround Sue by the Polish Muslims, Rudy Ruttiger in legal trouble, runaway golf cart


call to Steven: busted for running a swingers club in his house

911 call of 13yr old hiding from thieves in her bedroom (including a moronic chainsmoking 911 operator), epidemic of homes being pillaged for scrap metal
top 10 insane delusions of Kim Jong Il
Tebow parody from SNL, Wojo's weekend sports
Coach from Survivor calls
call from Joel about the Imlay City murder-suicide
call from Noel father of the 13yr old who hid from thieves
more emergency manager talk
Joey's catalytic converter stolen, scrap thieves

Saturday, December 17, 2011

2011-12-17 best of

Ted Williams fake interview
calling Jonah Falcon about Billy Bob Thorton's 14" dong
ButtMike leaves a message for Justin Long
George Forman calls about his new house cleaner
call to James Madison University wondering why they wasted money on Snooky
Tina the peanut saleswoman, Larry King interviews rapper T.I.
surprising woman questionnaire results from Esquire magazine
talking about horrible hockey injuries with Mickey Redmond

2011-12-16

Trudi's aquarium problems
Drew changing his mind about Tebow, Christmas looney tunes: Ironman/Santa Claus, Led Zeppelin D'yer maker parody
audio of Tebow mic'd up vs the Bears
Barry Livingston aka Ernie from My 3 sons calls, Batman, RFK and Ali's visits to Detroit in the 60s
tabloid news: John Edwards moving in with Riel Hunter, Rosie's lesbian-for-pay fiancee backing off and new feud with Trump, Chaz's marriage called off, Rima's DUI, Drew intrigued by 84yr old with implants
a Beavis & Butthead Christmas
Wojo calls about Ndamukong Suh
Christmas looney tunes, ridiculous trivia questions, Rick Perry gay rumour
Benny Blades brandishes a bazooka at a boob bar
Christmas looney tunes: Christmas party/Winter wonderland, Kashmir
more trivia, live Jerry Sandusky stuff from CourtTV

Friday, December 16, 2011

2011-12-15

Ndamukong Suh pissed off for no reason and acting like a big baby at press conference, callers opinions
Dr Dudley Danov calls about 'penis power'
Chris Matthews calls about his JFK book
Mike convinced Dr. Oz has a scat fetish, live Golden Globe nominations
Drew sick of X-factor
Maria Menounos calls, prank TV birthday greetings, prank calls to TV/radio, farting newscasters
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYAMDhVT50I
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjLlqIuVhI
more on Ndamukong Suh

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

2011-12-14

call to Lt Colonel Steve Russell about his Saddam Hussein book
looney tune: 'Walking round in women's underwear' 'Purple Reindeer', Drew's suggestions for gift DVDs
the Beetles at Shea stadium, celebrities ripped off by relatives
top songs/albums of the year, Sandusky/Bernie Fine lawsuit, Ndamukong Suh/Runaround Sue by the Polish Muslims
call to Pat: son pretended she was dead so he could have time off work
call to a female polygamist with a giant bush
baby Bianca update, more emergency manager BS, Channel 4's Turkia scoop
replay from yesterday: call to school that fired their cheerleading coach for working at Hooters, examining the term 'hardon'

2011-12-13

'the lonesome kicker', the stupidity of athletes thanking God
more from the Todd Marinovich documentary
letters to the editor over the emergency planner issue
call to school that fired their cheerleading coach for working at Hooters, examining the term 'hardon'
Ndamukong Suh/Runaround Sue by the Polish Muslims, Louis CK's bit on the phrase 'N-word'
*cut off*
David Bowie/Bing Crosby's  duet, the M*A*S*H* movie, Ndamukong Suh/Runaround Sue by the Polish Muslims replay

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

2011-12-12

Christmas shopping, internet shopping and sales tax
weekend football recap, Bobby Ferguson's money found in Kwame's backyard Texas, Kwame's hatred of Kim Worthy
Mit Romney's political gaffs
call with Don: had his 8' Santa stolen
Amateur Athletic Union CEO and President Robert "Bobby" Dodd molestation story from Outside the lines
Wojo calls about the Lions, Tebow, the Packers chances of 16-0
Former AC/DC bass player Mark Evans calls about his book
story about Richard Nixon showing Jackie Gleason aliens, today in history
Todd "RoboQB"  Marinovich ESPN documentary
Joe Rogan calls about the new 'Fear Factor'
the Lowes commercial controversy
callers about the 'Twilight' movie convulsions, Miguel the swinger calls

2011-12-10 best of

Sheila the nipple concealment expert/inventor of "Nippits"
Robin from sexysinglestrugglingmomneedsyou.com
call with "Tim Tebow"
Tony Danza calls about hit CD
ButtMike's best farts, Elliot's farting video
call to a funeral home where a nativity scene's sheep was violated
call to a lumber yard where a guy peed in his co-worker's coffee
best actresses over-40 movie nude scenes
talking to 113yr old Fred's 82 yr old son

2011-12-09

22 yr old playing high school football, call to Dr Wenikov the amateur breast exam doctor
fake drama on the Xfactor, top 10 Heisman trophy snubs
the pretenciousness of hyphenated last names, nun addicted to slot machines
call to Spurrier Urban Wiley
Wojo calls about the Heisman trophy, Tim McCarver's press conference
Roy Roberts' unnecessary police escorts
People magazine article on the gay Rutgers student suicide from 2010
Michael Jackson's kids look nothing like him
Jessica Simpson's giant pregnancy rack, Stars...just like us!

2011-12-08

anniversary of John Lennon's death
Jerry Sandusky arrest, The peeping pediatrician
money wasted on excessive pensions, possibility of Detroit needing an emergency manager
the incredible weaselling ability of Bill Clinton
testimony of Jerry Sandusky victims
UofM basketball coach Beilein calls, AVN award nominees, remembering lispy Jeff Garcia, 'Troy' and 'Slash' cologne
Deadspin ruins Tim McCarver press conference, celebrity airplane meltdowns
more AVN award nominees, today in history

2011-12-07

listening to Donovan songs, will GnR play at their Rock n Roll hall of fame induction
Drew critique's Heismann candidate's penis pics
call to Evelyn: trapped for days in her lawnchair, arguing with a wrong number
the story behind 'Scarface'
update on baby Bianca, callers offer their theories
Rima's DUI
more Rock n Roll hall of fame inductees, today in history
Mickey Redmond calls about his 'Wingspan' tribute show, NHL realignment
clips from new Teen Mom and Jersey Shore
stump the staff for UM basketball tickets

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

2011-12-06

girl walks into a propellor, cars/houses with mysterious stenches
Ndomakong Suh's car accident and 911 call
bible camp counselor sleeps with 13 yr old
Howard Cosell's career, the early days of boxing
80 yr old groped by the TSA, Hinkley up to his old hijinks, Jody Foster's con artist dad
Mark calls about his Howard Cosell book
Rick Perry's old cheesy political ads

Bradley Cooper's fake questionnaire answers to make him sound more sexy
another creepy Jerry Sandusky interview
Paul calls about his Dave Grohl book
Drew can't wait for new season of 'Teen mom'
whatever happened to Todd "RoboQB"  Marinovich

2011-12-05

MSU's big loss, college bowl situation
Tommy Lee calls about Motley Crue's Las Vegas show
Kevi Dietz calls about how Kwame can pay a $314/month cable bill but cant pay Detroit $150/month
the Baby Bianca situation, nobody's paying taxes/light bills in Detroit, comparing cable bills to Kwame's
Mike inconsolable over no trip to the Rose bowl for MSU
Wojo calls about the Lions discipline problems
listener poll: was that MSU's most upsetting loss?, Mike's answering machine messages
Gary Giordano's fake crying on Nightline

Saturday, December 3, 2011

2011-12-03 best of

Kathleen: 50 yr old beauty pageant contestant/organiser "Ms golden America"
call to Bertie the 90 year old sorority sister goes awry: Drew gets c-blocked by the bagel's sister*
Alonzo author of the Hip-hop-tionary
Tony inventor of the Pet-2-Ring pet doorbell
caller stories of spouses who blimped out after marriage
calling company asking for employees to donate sperm
Jim Hughes Newhart lookalike has Ufo Fragment For Sale for $9 Million
Louis calls about his book "Deep Spirit & Great Heart: Living in Marijuana Consciousness", looney tune "what if God smoked cannabis?"
Jessica simpson's excessive flatulence, flatulence and pregnancy

2011-12-02

Wolter's report on the GnR show
call to Kevin: teacher/gay porn star
Detroit needs an emergency manager
aspiring Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Rene in studio
Wojo calls
callers report on the GnR show

2011-12-01

Mike's short lived fitness craze
Laurie Fine Sex Tape?
Louise Harrison (George's sister) calls
music award predictions, how late will Axl Rose be for tonight's concert?
Mike wonders why we don't have tires that don't go flat
call to english guy with size 21 feet
why is Axl Rose always so late?

Thursday, December 1, 2011

2011-11-30



replay of Mike trapped in his garage, looney tune "'scuse me I've got gifts to buy"
mayhem caused by floods and snow, Dr Murray sentencing
Syracuse molestation update, Bernie Fine's creepy wife, Kwame's smugness
effects of flooded basements
Rolling Stone's top 100 guitarists, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton on Stephen Stills solo album
Queen drummer Roger Taylor calls
Taiwanese Animation of Ndamukong Suh's Thanksgiving stomp

today in history

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

2011-11-28

remembering Clinton's Lewinski denial, the origin of the ping-pong ball stripper trick, Mike remembers the sleazy "Harbor house" strip club
backlash of the Bernie Fine situation, massive list of Ficano's cronies/appointees
Mr Skin's top 10 nude scenes of 2011
Tampa Bay Buccaneers player's dong on live TV
Dick Vitale calls about being honoured by UofD
today in history
who do callers believe in the Herman Cain/Robert Wagner situations
scanning the Rolling Stones "Some girls" remix

Monday, November 28, 2011

2011-11-28

Chaz's engagement, Mike speculates about his/her "mondo clit"
Ndamukong Suh's thanksgiving stomp, Joe Kapp - Angelo Mosca fight


call to 83 yr old Ben: caught trying to pick up a hooker
More Tebow mania
excerpt from Ace Frehley's biography involving a limo and a rock garden
recording of victim and Bernie Fine's wife
Wojo calls about Ndamukong Suh, Tebow, and the San Diego kicker peeing on the sidelines

Guns n Roses coming to Michigan this week
recording of victim and Bernie Fine's wife

Saturday, November 26, 2011

2011-11-26 best of OHIO STATE VS MICHIGAN

Steve: suing a guy for stealing his wife
UofM alum Harlan Huckleby in studio
call to a religious lingerie shop
2x UofM co-captain John Jansen
Mike Tomczak calls
Shawn Springs calls
Craig Krenzel calls
Ian Gold calls, Mike's MSU answering machine rants
Michigan QB John Wengler calls

2011-11-25 best of

Gene the clogging expert hangs up on Drew
calling guys who appeared in Playgirl's "real men"
Rick Leech calls about his book
Lou Holtz calls about "The blind side"
Michigan QB John Wengler calls to reminisce about cruel nuns and Ohio State
Tim Biakabatuka calls

Mike Tomczak calls
calling Ohio state wideout "Anthony Gonzalez" in his oxygen chamber
UofM alum Harlan Huckleby in studio
2x Heissman winner Archie Griffin calls
UofM alum Chris Perry

Friday, November 25, 2011

2011-11-24 best of




call with Dorothy who ran her car into a bridal store
Chris Spielman calls
Mr Stress hates Thanksgiving
Greg Gumbel on the NFL
Bob Boner's Thanksgiving
Fart wars discussion, Butt Mike youtube videos


leaving a message for an OJ memorabilia collector, calling a Packer fan whose antler helmet was banned

Saita from the chick football league
Nickelback's petition response from Funny or die
Al Fellhauer and Antoine Pitts  argue over Al's crappy show
call to Gloria:  terrorized by wild turkey
call to David: factory worker tried to have sex with turkey

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

2011-11-23


checking out a Helicopter Crash in New Zealand
Nickelback's reaction to petition, MSU professor's nude pics  , Drew goes to an all ages strip club
Erin Cummings calls about Mittens for Detroit
Drew doesn't like Rush
Red flag perfume, past Lions Thanksgiving day results
pro and anti Rush callers, listening to a few songs
Thanksgiving shopper sightings from callers
Mike Young calls about his comedy tour
Stump the staff for Bob Seger CDs
where Bob Seger singles placed on the Billboard top 100

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

2011-11-22

are CD's becoming obsolete?
Charlie Leduff piece on tracking Ficano bribes consulting fees to PO boxes, Kwame's speaking gigs
Detroit subsidies are out of control
call with Michael Jackson auctioneer Darren
public opinion of Occupy Wall Street
Andrew Dice Clay calls
today in history
Jaime Pressly calls about "I hate my teenage daughter"
Elway hates Tebow

2011-11-21

"Black Friday" shopping madness
remastered Kennedy assassination footage, how different people were back then
can UofM beat Ohio State this year?
clips from the American Music awards, sick of Taylor Swift
Wojo calls about hitting 50, Lions win, Ohio State Buckeyes talking to Urban Meyer
Bob Seger calls about "Ultimate Hits"
Dale Kildee controversy, Bernie Fine update

2011-11-19 best of

Samir Husny aka "Mr Skanky magazine"  http://www.mrmagazine.com/
call with Tracy the Star Wars queen: has seen Star Wars over 1000 times, Looney tune: Star Wars Cantina/Copacabana
Mike the fussy eater, Drew's encounter with a crazy guy at Burger King
call with Juan: claims Gloria Estefan's husband hit on him at the gym
Jenny the listener calls from spring break
Listeners call about having sex with their teachers
Steve from High Times magazine calls about the Doobie awards
call with Peg: got drunk and turned onto an airport runway, Tommy Lee "I wanna fly" Mike Clark remix

Sunday, November 20, 2011

2011-11-18

Syracuse ballboy story ruined Drew's halftime, Bentley's lewd "penn state handshake" pic shows up on everybody's phones
new revelations in the death of Natalie Wood, Regis' retirement, John Fogerty on Letterman
Drew eating his words about Tebow
Syracuse ballboy interview, excessive use of the term "pulling on it"
Tori Spelling's "accidental" boob pic, today in history: Jonestown massacre, horrific footbal injuries

Judy Greer  calls about "The Descendants"
prosecutor Jeff Ashton calls about the Casey Anthony trial
Wojo in studio talking sports, the Tebow phenomenon
Regis' retirement and his connection to Diana Lewis

Friday, November 18, 2011

2011-11-17

today in history, celebrities paid commercial tweets
Franco Harris fired for standing by Paterno, callers opinions, Penn St South Park episode
loony tune: Steven Lynch 3 balloons
call with Anthony: Target employee doesn't want to work Thanksgiving
Scott calls about Lebron James book "The whore of Akron"
Dave Attel calls about "Dave's old porn"
top 10 most unceremonious college coach exits
Detroit's dire financial straits & more of Kwame's antics, caller's opinions
Vladimir Konstantinov's art exhibit
Joan Jett & Foo-Fighters on Letterman

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

2011-11-16

why do people protect pedophiles?
will Jerry Sandusky be convicted? parallels with Michael Jackson
Target employee doesn't want to work Thanksgiving
the gian t steaming loads known as the Peoplemover, buses and Detroit Public Lighting Department, Drew's run-in with the water department
Harvey calls about his Monterey pop festival book "A perfect haze", the Us festival
the stupidity and general whorishness of celebrity Twitter
call about woman injured by exploding toilet
callers who have been called by utilities for undercharges or overcharges

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

2011-11-15
Bob Costas Jerry Sandusky  interview

Drew has the hots for DUI mom

callers experiences with creepy gym teachers/wrestling coaches/boy scout leaders, Drew's infamous nude high school swim class
Detroit won't be able to afford payroll by next spring, Kwame cant afford $150/month restitution but can afford a $2900/month mansion
lively discussion on Jesse James and Brad Pitt's dongs
listener's high school coach used to check the boys for dingleberries
Tom Mabe calls about "King of the Ring"
new Monterey pop festival book

2011-11-14

penniless Kwame's palatial Texas mansion
Matt calls in about the Kid Rock/Bob Seger concert in florida
disappoint ing Lions loss in Chicago
more shady Turkia dealings discovered
Matty Maroun wants our advice on his derelict train station
call to Sam: starting a Jerry Sandusky defence fund
Is Michael Jackson as bad as Jerry Sandusky ?
Heidi Fleiss calls about "Prostitutes to parrots"
20th anniversary of Royal Oak post office shooting
Wojo calls about the Lions disaster in Chicago, wrong about Tebow?
upcoming Mickey Redmond tribute on Fox Sports Detroit
Qadaffi's kinky sex life, Mark's 3d television
Axl Rose getting his butt kissed on VH1 interview

Saturday, November 12, 2011

2011-11-11

death of Doodle(aka DooDoo) the pitbull
Caught Me Spanking it by Steven Lynch
Ashton Kutcher's Tweeting faux-pas
details of the aircraft carrier basketball game
Malcolm McDowell calls about Clockwork Orange 40th anniversary and "Pound of flesh"
Bob Guccione's "Caligula"
last night's Office
can people move up in America?
Johnny Weir calls about his reality show
Mickey Redmond calls about his Foster Hewitt memorial award
Wojo talks Penn St,
Steven Root from the new J Edgar Hoover movie
Cliff notes theater : Grand Torino
Mike could have banged madonna, Penn St players reactions

2011-11-12 best of

wives call in about finding stuff out about their husband's bachelor parties
call with Teri bought a million $ Jackson Pollock at a flea market
Drew sickened by Mike's fixation on nip colour
call to the daycare where one of the teachers breastfed a kid
Malcolm the uptight nudist hangs up on Drew
John Quigley: in a tree for 39days
call to nudists coming to the aid of Penn st streakers
answering machine message: guy rants about lack of heavy metal on WRIF

Friday, November 11, 2011

2011-11-10

Penn st goes nuts over Paterno firing
Tom Mabe pretends to be 911
Judd Nelson calls about "Cancel Christmas"
remembering the brat pack, "She's out of my league"
Penn st riot, the stupidity of college kids, Edmund Fitzgerald anniversary
presidential candidate mistakes(Perry's rain freeze, Howard Dean's scream, Dukakis in the tank)
Heather "You don't look like anyone i know" can't recognize faces
trying to call Joe Paterno's fat kid
callers on Jerry Sandusky   
caller says Drew and Mike convinced him to get clean

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

2011-11-09

details of Jerry Sandusky story
Kurt Loder calls "The good, the bad and the godawful"
"American Desperado" John Roberts calls about "Cocaine Cowboys"
Herman Cain's accuser Sharon Bialik wears the same clothes
Joe Paterno's fat son talking to the press, today in history ; John meets yoko
getting stood up by guests, stories from  John Roberts' book about James Caan, Jimi Hendrix and Ed Sullivan on acid
porn star Katie Morgan calls about her podcast
the new J Edgar Hoover movie
the career of Mickey Redmond
is Joe Paterno worsethan Michael Jackson ?

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

2011-11-08

death of Joe Frasier, why do people hate Nickelback? do people with petitions have too much power?
anniversary of Magic Johnson's HIV announcement
call to Dennis Guttman the Nickelback hater/petitioner
Michael Jackson's doctor's trial,
details of Jerry Sandusky story
Herman Cain's accuser comes forward , Randy calls about his molester wrestling/football coach
Charlie Leduff's meals-on-wheels/prison food story
call with Ray: ghosts are having sex in his sister's house,  remembering Sommy the ghost
wondering what Sminty's up to

Monday, November 7, 2011

2011-11-07

Jerry Sandusky sexual assault story
more bus headaches, gross zombie from the Walking Dead
Juliane Koepcke, sole survivor of LANSA Flight 508, calls
sick of the Kardashian marriage/circus, government salaries, Azzam Elder's resignation, FIcano's lies pointed out
Michigan TD controversy leads to discussion of stupid sports rule
Jessica simpson's excessive flatulence, flatulence and pregnancy
Playboy's "iconic beauties"
Wojo's weekend sports update: will Indy Colts go 0-16?

2011-11-05 best of

professional video gamer Fata1ity
real actors you'd like to see in a porno
recepionist with attitude gets FECES'd
call with Rick James
listening in on mis-dialled calls
"Nick Saban" calls
calling Australians to tell them to shower together to stop the drought
Psychic Drew messes with Clara the housekeeper's mind
trying to find the atheist boyscout leads to Drew accusing everybody of being gay

2011-11-04

Bieber's accuser getting death threats
Jane McCormick Breaking My Silence Confessions of a Rat Pack Party Girl and Sex-Trade Survivor
tabloid news, Herman Cain's tax scheme, baby Lisa update, Achtung baby re-release played, Axl Rose's tantrum



Wojo's sports, NBA lockout, Wings slump, Tigers' offseason moves

Adam Carolla calls about his podcast
Kardashian circus/marriage
The Bridge School Benefit Concerts – 25th Anniversary Edition compilation album, MTV book
today in history

2011-11-03

books Drew's been reading, Crazy Guggenheim, grunge and U2 documentaries
Carrie Fisher calls about "Shockaholic"
Michael Jackson's kids
Eddie Murphy's pre-op tranny fetish, his Rolling Stone article and awful music
Doug Stanhope calls about his show at the Magic bag
Snooky calls about her "book"
Marathon trying to buy out residents, callers from the area
the tree erection at Campussss Martiussss,
Drew has the hiccups

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

2011-11-02

Drew sickened by the announcing vag-fest on ESPN's MSU game, callers unanimously hate women announcers(even women)
Drew blames the PC everybody-has-to-be-allowed-to-do-whatever-they-want attitude
the phones have to be shut down due to the deluge of calls
terrible article demanding MORE female announcers  plus some amusing comments on article
radio stations already playing Christmas music
call to ESPN to complain about female announcers falls on deaf ears
today in history: flight of the Spruce Goose, Cliff notes theater: "the Aviator"
meet Henrik Zetterberg contest, books Drew's been reading

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

2011-11-01

Kim Kardashian's divorce, Prince Charles has a butthole hair trimmer
Turkia's firing, Mike downgrades her to a 4, caller's opinions
Kardashian's sham-marriage
Chris Jenner calls about her fatass kids and pointless book
news story about a guy who got a fecal matter transplant from his wife
the new "Tebow-ing" craze
discussion about passengers trapped on Jetblue flights for 7 hours
lobbyists ruining everything, Drew can't wait until Justin Bieber fails
getting visited by trick-or treaters who are too old: Trudi a victim of "candy bowl rape"
shortest celebrity marriages

Monday, October 31, 2011

2011-10-31

Tebow a big flop against the Lions, MSU lays an egg, too many women football announcers
more on Turkia-gate: why has nobody been fired over the fake letter? Is Turkia hot?
Kane Hodder aka Jason Voorhees calls
Wojo calls about Tebow, St. Louis World Series win, MSU's loss
Tony Moran aka Michael Myers calls
more Turkia talk, the last words of Steve Jobs
Drew Lane leaves on personal business, Drew Stanton calls about the Lions, MSU and his charity The High 5ive Foundation

2011-10-29 best of

fans demanding a Mike Clark answering machine message CD
Jimmy Johnson
Harris poll: Devil's night including a ducky fart , a lively Coleman young debate and suburbanite insurance scams
Larry the cable guy
callers discuss their slutty halloween costumes
call to police department of a city where somebody got FECES in their trick-or-treat bag, call to convenience store where a guy crawled in with a super-glued penis
Busta Rhymes calls about Halloween

Saturday, October 29, 2011

2011-10-28

wiped out from World Series Game 6 41
Christina Ricci calls about "Pan Am", Cliff Notes theatre "Monster"
new Beavis and Butthead, calls about Turkia
revisiting Greg Eviganagain on Melrose Place
Wojo calls about the World Series, Tebow
Mike's Crazy Guggenheim impersonation
Tebow's chastity and big-racked girlfriend, WJBK Lee Thomas' karate viral video

U2 documentary maker Davis Guggenheim
charity auction trouble
Jim, Petey the Jack Russell terrier's owner

Friday, October 28, 2011

2011-10-27

TSA agent who lefta a note on a dildo
Petey the Jack Russell terrier reunited with his owner
John Baker auther of the RichRod book "3 and out"
Mike ogles pre-interviews Heather Catallo
Heather Catallo in studio talks about Turkia Mullen (and to prove she's not fat)

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

2011-10-26

Drew's best bud Chaz off DWTS
Looney tune: Highly paid whore
similarities between Baby Lisa case and older missing baby case
call to Ron Wayne (sold 10% of Apple for $2300), Bill Buckner update
story of Chuck Wepner the real-life Rocky
Diane Cannon calls about her idyllic romance with Cary Grant, LSD
Drew comments on the Rolling stone article on Occupy Wall street
how do homeless people afford cigarettes?
Drew dubious of Steven Tyler's tooth knockout story

2011-10-25

new book about RichRod's UofM career
Who called Heather Catallo fat? 87 yr old with $3 million in cocaine
call to Joey Buttafuoco about his celebrity boxing match with tomato head
Michael Lohan's domestic abuse problems, Mike's story of catching Tony Ciccone beating off, call to the homeless shelter Tony goes to

Tony Iommi book call, details of his finger accident, Drew reveals how he lost a fingertip in a freak hide-and-go-seek accident
today in history
call to Birdy the 90 year old sorority sister goes awry: Drew gets c-blocked by the bagel's sister*
Guns n Roses concert disasters
Drew wonders if there were cutters a long time ago

2011-10-24

Kevin Sorbo calls about his new biography
ML Elrick calls about the $5.5 billion woman Turkia Mullen situation
Wojo talks about this weekend's sports
new details of the baby Lisa, Mike's friend/Madonna's brother Tony now homeless, Linda Rondstadt is HUGE
Drew remembers the Irsay family
playlists from Rolling Stone, Coldplay songs all sound the same

2011-10-22 best of

calling workplace and home of Mr Akbar: pulled his clothes off during interview with a woman
8 yr old kid drives his go-kart on the highway 20 miles
rude British woman keeps hanging up: Drew teaches her a lesson
calls to angry cable company employee, woman with Jesus in her tree http://www.wisn.com/news/1210712/detail.html
funny but real names
Mike makes an unfortunate comment about Prince William's mouth
Mini Gene of Mini Kiss
worst honeymoon contest winner Cindy: spent her first honeymoon covered in port-a-potty feces
Drew ogles Liz Cho

Saturday, October 22, 2011

2011-10-21

Ben calls about his book on the Eagles
Bradley Cooper banging JLo
Wojo calls
IronE from the Walking dead calls
Andrew Salt calls about the new Rolling  Stones on Ed Sullivan DVDs
trying to call the woman who took a picture of the Gosselin kids stuck in a van, Mr Belding's kinky  massages
today in history

2011-10-20

Crazy Ohio animal guy, 9 year old designated driver, Republican candidates
Charlie LeDuff investigates severance-gate, the "baby Lisa" story
Detroit pension/severance scams, Matty Maroun's propoganda commercials
guy in Vegas with 100lb scrotum
Rolling Stones on Ed Sullivan
today in history

2011-10-19 best of

guy blows up a port-a-potty, Drew harasses a lying operator
watching a Girls gone wild video
Harris poll: can you name at least 1 porn star?
Mike gets in a car accident
was Ted Kazinski the zodiac killer
77yr old milkshake takes car in for oil change and ends up with a new car
public breastfeeding outrage, boob sightings
call from "Bill Clinton"

2011-10-18 best of

call to rec center where a condom floating in a pool went into a guy's mouth
call to sex store where Sting appeared
Elizabeth Smart's gay dad Ed's television career prospects, guy arrested for urinating on grocery store chickens, talking with a 16 yr old virgin
letters to the editor about Drew and Mike: listeners are unemployed losers
call to a gay fraternity goes horribly wrong: Drew pretends to be his supervisor
attempted call to John Nash brings back Claytion the evil creation memories
Alice in Chains book author Adrianna Rubio
Eli creator of the $4000 toilet
Bernie the 60 year old male stripper
Sammy Davis Jr stories from his biography
Harris poll: Philadelphia now more gay friendly
call to father of a big ol' baby
8 year old kid still breastfeeding

2011-10-17

Turkia Mullin severance/kickback update, Laura Cox calls in, irresponsible BJ speculation
Wojo calls about UM/MSU, Tigers disappointing elimination, the Harbaugh/Schwarz catfight
Tigers postseason stats
Detroit's horrible 3hour late buses

2011-10-14

Ashton Kutcher's big mouthed party tramp
today in history: Baby Jessica down the well
Jim Harper retires: the mediocre morning radio community mourns
Johnny Spirit calls, MSU degree in partying commercial parody
Rainn Wilson aka Dwight Schrute calls
doghouse stories for sweetest day prizes
Chris Tucker foreclosure
downwithdetroit tshirts, Mike explains Boblo to Drew
woman Otis Mathis was rubbing it in front of got $650000

2011-10-13

Wolters broken tooth, Mike's homemade dentistry
Joe Buck worse than "Boom goes the dynamite" kid
Richard Simmons going to the dogs, Mike remembers their encounter
Lisa Ling calls about her amateur porn investigation, the old phne sex call, Amy Fisher's porno
Joel Schumaker calls about his new movie Trespass, sick of Turkia Mullin and Detroit cronyism
Rich, author of I love Michigan, I hate Ohio State, Mike's MSU answering machine rants
MSU references in movies, the infamous porn line surprise call

Friday, October 14, 2011

2011-10-12

having fun drawing cartoons of the guy hit by the bat at the Tigers game

Kwame can't afford a $150 fine
Terry Francona's mysterious firing
callers about guy hit by the bat at the Tigers game
Bat face man himself calls
today in history
Dhani Jones calls about Bow Tie Cause

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

2011-10-11

Hank Williams jr lashing out, monday night's Tigers/Lions games
Jeff calls about his Walter Peyton book
local newscasters mobbed by MNfootball fans, scare news piece on airline texting
Wojo talks Tigers loss and MNF
Channel 4 fun governors end the "booty bus"
call to old guy who threw urine on delinquents who harassed him

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

2011-10-10

Mike's back from extensive rectal repair surgery
who was responsible for Michael Jackson 's death, Mitch A-bomb in tears over homeless steelworker, Mike analyzes Nancy Grace's girdle fart
past Lions monday night games
Turkia Mullin aka "Airport bitch" (Drew's words, not mine) getting sued
Bob "Wojo" Wojnowski  makes his WRIF debut talking Tigers and Lions
"Blanket" Jackson, Republican presidential candidates
call to the "Booty lounge", old Prince Fielder commercial
Ashton Kutcher's cheating
Rangers pitcher Derek Holland's terrible mustache

Monday, October 10, 2011

2011-10-08 best of

call to "Kurt Warner"
listener's call: Would you bang Octomom
Intern Eric wants to interview Nascar drivers
Drew blown off by Kevin Smith
calling Ruth Harris the 83yr old victim of foot fetishist
donut shop terrorism "Johnsonblows"
call to Mike: the guy who tried to kiss Jim Leyland
call with Mark "the bird"' Fidrych
listener stories: accidentally sending emails to the wrong people
trying to call guy who caught Barry Bonds' homerun ball, Red's tube bar calls

2011-10-07

Mike Clark out sick due to rectal bleeding and having a large amount of a white fluid pumped from his stomach
Hank Williams Jr firing, the unknown Apple founder
Kevin Farley in studio
call to 94 yr old Lilian: had a blimp land in her backyard
Tom Cruise's danceoff
Wojo coming to WRIF, today in history
George Harrison documentary, house invasion and death
call to Logan who quit his high school football team to be a cheerleader

2011-10-06

excerpts from Duff McKagan's GNR book, Wolters recounts getting beaten up
Bobby Ferguson's sexual harassment accusations
more bitching about people not paying enough taxes
Mickey Redmond's theme song  Whiskey In The Jar by Metallica means Mickey Redmond in studio to talk about the Red Wing's upcoming season
Looney tune: "I am Palin, hear me roar"
guy busted for having sex in a car with a 71 year old woman

Friday, October 7, 2011

2011-10-05
lardass is fake sick again, Drew wants Amanda Knox to do porn
call with Brianna the field goal kicker/homecoming queen

Tigers' disastrous 10-1 game
sex addict/drummer/chronic masturbator Phil Varone's sex toy
excerpts from Duff McKagan's GNR book
Eddie Griffin calls about his gig at Motor City Casino, cackling hens from "the View"
Drew disgusted by Michael Jackson's Dr Murray's parade of sluts
checking out stills of the Tupac sex video
calling Ruth Harris the 83yr old victim of foot fetishist
Drew can't wait for the new biopic featuring J Edgar Hoover homoing out

2011-10-04

looney tune: "Avilla" by "Chet Lemon"
n word discussion by the cackling hens on the View
Drew calls n word head Ranch, Louis CK's n word routine
Thomas Jane's gay prostitute revelation, Kwame's legal problems getting worse
call to Jaqueline about her golf cart DUI
top 10 hot chicks that are also geniuses, Natalie Portman's rap
stump the staff

2011-10-03

Mike's still sick, is Amanda Knox hot? would legalizing pot help the economy?
Turkia Mullin returns $200000 severance pay
Tigers and Lions win
callers on Turkia Mullin, potheads with guns, sports
douchebag free climber on 60 minutes
today in history, Chubby Checker sucks

2011-10-01 best of

Mike talks to "Michael Jackson"
call with Buzz Aldrin
Mike talks to "Michael Jackson" about Jackson kids chasing Blanket with a stun gun
Drew and Mike want to buy the Silverdome for $10,  "Silverdome memories"
call with Mr Belding Dennis Haskins
Ace Frehley tell all book stories
stump the staff Joey's sleeping edition
swearing advocate Dr. Lillian Glass

Saturday, October 1, 2011

2011-09-30

Mike sick again, evaluating the Tigers chances against the Yankees
Welfare "lifers" up in arms, bridge card scammers
Thomas Jane from "Hung", was he drunk discussion, Hasselhoff's drunken hamburger video
clips from "the foot fist way"
Drew still bewildered by Thomas Jane interview, clips from Boogie Nights
more sad excerpts from the new Walter Peyton book
cliff notes theatre "Grand Torino"
Drew confuses Fernando Lamas with Ricardo Monatoblan
top ten moments of the Tigers season
Drew infuriated by the hole getting $200000 severance pay

2011-09-29

*joined in progress*
Mike's sick
Henrik Zetterberg calls about the annual smoke detector collection http://redwings.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=590358
new Walter Peyton book ruins Drew's image of his hero
today in history
Chris Pratt calls about "Moneyball"
celebrities with toupees
Chris Chelios in studio

Friday, September 30, 2011

2011-09-29

*joined in progress*
Mike's sick
Henrik Zetterberg calls about the annual smoke detector collection
new Walter Peyton book ruins Drew's image of his hero
today in history
Chris Pratt calls about "Moneyball"
celebrities with toupees
Chris Chelios in studio

2011-09-28

drugged-up Michael Jackson audio
Steve Bartman documentary
today in history: Black Sox scandal, batting titles, Righteous Rick's life highlight


Looney tune: "I am Palin, hear me roar"
L-word actress lezzing out on airplane, hijacker caught after 41 years
more Steve Bartman documentary and drugged-up Michael Jackson audio
call to "Michael Jackson"
homeless Sly Stone on Inside Edition

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

2011-09-27

callers still not liking 2 1/2 men, George Clooney's bitchy ex on DWTS
Channel 4 fun governors tattle taling on debauchery at Lions tailgate parties
Bryan Burwell's book about John Madden
"the Amazing Jonathan" calls from Las Vegas about the Miles Levin Nepal Foundation charity event
Colin Hanks calls about his upcoming role on Dexter
cliff notes theatre: "Castaway"

2011-09-26

SNL Top Gun auditions, Anna Faris' movies
Denny McLain's Cracker Barrel misadventure
callers: Are you on the Lions bandwagon?
Marilyn Monroe's plastic surgery, Bruce Jenner & Kenny Rogers
Anna Faris calls about "What's your number"
most annoying celebrity,  Sly Stone living in a van down by the river
Pitchers with 3 games in a World Series

2011-09-24 best of

Fox sports girls Allison and Lauren in studio
Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston going nuts, door to door magazine salesmen
Pete Townsend's kiddie porn "research",
Seniors sex expert Dorothy
Harris poll: fornication now legal in Georgia
sports hazing: some guy gets a Sharpie shoved in his butt
Jim has worn matching clothes with his wife for 22 years
Alice Cooper's account of his meeting with Elvis, Linda Lovelace and Liza Minelli
friend of NFL ref Jerry Seeman get's 2 holes-in-one in a row

2011-09-23

new X factor show sucks
today in history: "Paul is dead" Beatles rumours
Mark's "Moneyball" review
Mountain guitarist Leslie West calls
Mitch A-bom's now doing free stories for Channel 7
Fedorov's old receptacle now on the Biggest Loser, Mike jealous of George Clooney, celebrity gossip

Friday, September 23, 2011

2011-09-22

Georgia  execution case, Tony Bennett's 911 comments and apology
replay of talking to Ernie Harwell's statue
sick of people "gaming the system"
Drew checks out Michael Stipe's giant DiMaggio-esque bush
kid coming out to his father recording
ventriloquist Jeff Dunham calls
update on the D&m Dan Lacey painting, limp wristed sissy boy Mike thanks some real men for changing his flat tire
article on Kwame's stripper
Dave Wakeling  of the English Beat calls about his gig at the Magic Bag

2011-09-21

Buzz Aldrin's new girlfriend
callers secret interracial affairs
more from Pearl Jam's new book
Sarah Palin book excerpts
Ndamukong Suh calls about the Lions and wheelchair basketball

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

2011-09-20
Drew debates whether to change a tire or not
Drew riled by Obama's tax the rich scheme
callers think 2 1/2 men with Ashton Kutcher sucks
Mick Jagger's new band, supergroups, excerpts from the Charlie Sheen roast
more flat tire stories
details of the Glen Rice Sarah Palin affair
Frank Caliendo calls
Sebastian Bach calls about his new album and girlfriend
tape of Joe Walsh playing "the way I am"
Drew thinks Joe Walsh should get more credit for the Eagles success
rash of celebrity cell phones getting hacked
Drew mad at idiots who think Nate Burleson was wearing a shoulder holster
Do people hate redheads, Abnormally Pink Wieners aka APWs
top 10 singing drummers

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

2011-09-19

Drew riled by Obama's tax the rich scheme, Neil Schon's penis email
"I just had sex", Drew would bang Jane Lynch, Lions dominant in KC win
Tia Skinner murder verdicts: murderers parent's reactions
Drew remembers his former neighbour Charles Harting Percy and Eleanor Mondale(who died over the weekend)
annoying Emmy award speeches
callers about the Lions and Tigers
Reno plane crash, Pearl Jam's new book/diary

2011-09-17 best of

"Nick Saban" interview, the Lonely kicker song
The Fight Song Turd, MSU QB Bill Burke
crying "Tim Tebow" calls
Mike's drunken MSU answering machine rant: UofM
Drew applauds Steven King for staying with his fat ugly wife, the origin of "it's crazy"
calling "Nick Saban" about not seeing the president
Nick wants donors to pay for his college sendnicktocollege.com
Mike's drunken MSU answering machine rant: Notre Dame

2011-09-16

today in history
Mark spitz calls about his Rolling Stones book
excerpts from the Sara Palin book
tabloid news
John wayne Gacy's lawyer Sam Amirante calls about his book
letters to People magazine complaining about the Kardashian wedding
Jeffrey Ross calls about the Charlie Sheen roast, George Clooney's hole on DWTS
tabloid news: Anthony Michael Hall fighting with neighbour s
Drew's story about hosting a Rich Little gig
Drew and Mike's moms like baseball
Mike's drunken MSU answering machine rants
Tia Skinner murder verdicts, Cliff notes theater: Rudy

2011-09-15

Trudi oversleeps
Drew angered by Laura Berman's anti smoking propaganda
Mars project, Drew loves "Deep Impact"
Sara Palin's one night stand with Glen Rice
Rob Wolchek exposes fake "talent agents"
Carnie! Wilson calls about her new karaoke show

2011-09-14

the Jackie Kennedy tapes: indideility, Aristotle Onassis' grossness, LBJ's butthole-blasting shower
Casey Anthony's parents on Dr(sic) Phil
The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger
Warren Sapp calls about 'Inside the NFL'
call to 9/11 birthday support group,  her "pre-gay" brother answers
the "pre-gay" kid from Curb your enthusiasm
today in history
update on intern Eric: takes some chick off Craigslist to a Blink182 concert
more debate on the idea of "pre-gay"

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

2011-09-13


Lisa Marie Presley's bad plastic surgery, Elvis' fight with his karate instructor
today in history, the demise of Huey Lewis and his giant dong
Enquirer news
infuriated by Kwame's newspaper interview
naughty swear words on Monday Night Football
blogger gives details of the Frontier Flight 623 911 situation
new Dan Lacey nude painting of Drew, Mike, Chaz and a unicorn up on ebay
RHCP and Chickenfoot drummer Chad Smith calls
call with Alice Cooper about nearly shooting Elvis
Miss Universe
calls of Desmond Howard's 1991 fourth-down touchdown catch in UofM program
lame Miss Universe questions

Monday, September 12, 2011

2011-09-12

Drew speculates that he could havebuilt the $700 million 911 memorial
4 Monday night football gay-per-view ads, the inflatable penis at the UofM Notre Dame game
comedian Steven Wright calls about his Meadow brook show
remembering the Playboy clubs Freep article
ripping on Rudy
Cliff notes theater: Rudy
Penn from Penn & Teller
caller Patrick from the Frontier Flight 623 911 situation
city of Detroit needed to hire people to remind parents to send kids back to school

Saturday, September 10, 2011

2011-09-10 best of

Austin the Notre Dame fan harassed at UofM game
call to UofM fan Ian: refused entrance to Notre Dame stadium for being drunk
Cliff notes theater: Rudy
Andy Rooney's comments on female sideline reporters
review of Notre Dame book "Echoes of Notre Dame", making fun of the Rudy play-by-play call, talk with the author
Austin the Notre Dame fan $1000 bet challenge
call with Rudy Ruettiger
Cliff notes theater: Rudy

2011-09-09

911 replay, clips of various 911 tv specials and live comments with Drew and Mike
Nick Lidstrom calls  about the 2011 Red Wings Hockeyfest
Kid Rock from the NFL season opener special
phone calls from 911
Al Sharpton and "Galeo"

2011-09-08

Looney tunes "Nice boobs"
call from 911 documentary maker Jules Naudet, the infamous 911 hat guy picture
new Pistons President Dennis Mannion calls
911's effect on the NFL season
call to a guy who's suing his lottery pool group even though he didn't contribute for 3 months
call to Casey Anthony's "Bella Vida" tattoo artist
today in history
1/2 of Detroit students skipped the first day of school
Jim Breuer calls about his book
listener emails "hot butter" by Popcorn

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

2011-09-07


Do we still need snail mail, bad radio mascots, the WRIF gorilla
Cliff notes theater: Rudy
today in history
Jay Mohr calls about "The master debators", Jay Mohr movies
the Kardashian bimbos on Letterman
911 special on red bandana huy
Tara Reids hideous vag
George the Hugh Hefner lookalike  and non-stop talker
Dancing with the stars: Nancy Grace is built like a linebacker

2011-09-06

worst song's of the 90s
Rolling Stone article on Glen Campbell's alzheimers
"Bachelor pad" talk, 911 kid is pushing his voice and sadness
clips from the Tom Kowalski tribute, remembering the 2009 Tigers, bizarre college football uniforms

2011-09-05 best of

guy's daughter has stinky feet
Gail the dog lady
Lou Ferrigno suing his brother: call with his nephew
talking with Jim & Champagne about their naked airline naked-airline.com
author Henry Russell "Craigslist Casual Encounters: The Hilarious and Disturbing World of Seeking Sex Online "
people who work on used computers/cell phones call about nude photos they've found
Cherry Vanilla groupie book
Eric the intern strikes out with the WRIF rock girls, Miss USA Rima calls, Eric the intern's previous jobs & hijinx at Red Robin
Patrick down to 500lbs from 1100 lbs: wants to go to a Cornhuskers game
Drew not impressed by female free diver
Mike's dad's pronunciation of buttocks

2011-09-03 best of

Drew leaves a sports section with penises drawn all over it at his gym
president of the North American restroom association Steve Soyfer
Paul, inventor of talking toilet paper
Alan has flown in and out of/visited a Dairy Queen/played golf  in every state
arguing over the Spartans, trying to talk to a couple married for 83 years
guy who jumped in a manure pool to save his dog
nudist band "The naked monday"

2011-09-02

cheesy clips from the football movie "the program", Cliff notes theater
Squeegee the NY Yankees batboy
Charli Leduff's sludge scandal piece
tabloid news

Friday, September 2, 2011

2011-09-01


Kwame's legal battles, sick of the Jersey Shore idiots
bored of intermission entertainment at sporting events, Drew used to like Gallagher
watching Bernie Kosar's daughter orgy tape, Hooters pageant full of plastic
Primetime Live special on transgender 10 year old
Drew turns his eyelids inside out
call with Benjamin: faked his own death
Mike gets caught farting at a store
Big brother fans threatening participant's family, Martin Scorcese's George Harrison documentary
the downward spiral of wrestler Ric Flair, today in history

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

2011-08-31


John Wayne Gacy news
looney tune:Ain't done much about the debt
callers: victims of the Livonia speedtrap
911 specials
Kelly McGillis calls about the 25th anniversary of top gun: Drew pisses her off asking her if she's attracted to men
new Red Hot Chili peppers album kinda sucks
Drew pissed off that Bieber has a Ferarri, Toilet bowl cleaners "Vomit Makes Me Puke", Mike wants to spank the crying Bieber kid

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

2011-08-30

reaction to death of Detroit Lions reporter Tom Kowalski
Cosmo magazine asking guys questions about sex, more of the Nikita Denise tape, Russian mail order brides
call with Mark from Roseville: sick of cars with thumping bass
people abusing the welfare system
update on the travesty that is the Ray and Pete movie: ruined by Australians
different actors who played Batman, Julie Newmar calls about her new book The Conscious Catwoman Explains Life On Earth
more of the sports world's reaction to the death of Detroit Lions reporter Tom Kowalski
lame lineup on new seaso of Dancing with the stars, Bachelor pad

2011-08-29


Cliff notes theater: The perfect storm
teenage Drew being confused at the Deliverance rape scene
Detroit's gayest suburb
Amy Winehouse toxicology report, Rihanna's sex tape
former fatties who look ridiculous skinny
comparing Verlander to Denny McClean

2011-08-27 best of

Eric the intern's match.com profile
100 year old Sophie throws out first pitch,

Toilet bowl cleaners "the pitcher had to go"
trying to get a live operator in Oxford township
Orson Welles commercial outakes
Detroit Lions coach Jim Schwarz
funny male porn star names
mis-remembering Peter Bradys puberty, Oprah's vegan scat fetish
call to guy whose flight was delayed by lack of a toilet plunger
Jay Thunderbolt: has a strip club in his living room

2011-08-26 best of


Bubrub & Lil Sis
horrific wedding toasts
Mike introduced to David Trump
call to guy "Jarms" who blasted his son's DJ stuff with a shotgun , Elvis' many angry outbursts
"The Fridge" is an alcoholic mess
33yr old teacher Tonya having sex with student
Henry Hill
awful video of hang gliding age record setter Jonas Blanton
guy catch jerkin it in an Arbys parking lot
listeners herpes stories

2011-08-25 best of


Ian Halperin on the last days of Michael Jackson
Jerry: upset there's no vegetarian food on airlines
Jack the 75 year old web dating fanatic, Drew sings Neil Young's "Old man"
Ed Lake aka the "fake detective"
Oldest living NFL player Glen Fresnell
James Franco
Alice in Chains book author Adrianna Rubio
Austin the angry Notre Dame fan: abused at UofM game
Alf Weaver the Rock n roll bodyguard
Playboy advisor questions, Drew's un-circed friend
Jim getting an ad tattooed on his head for $7000
Stripogram at City Commisioner Tom McDaniel's birthday party controversy

2011-08-24 best of


Russell Brand "get him to the greek", pounding off homeless guys
Coach Ditka
Kid farting on school bus gets thrown off: call to his mom
87 year old pole vaulter Adolf Hoffman
James Andrew Miller calls about the ESPN book

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

2011-08-23 best of


teenage girls getting sluttier
crotchety Lawrence lands his Piper cub upside down and doesn't want to talk about it
Anorei  advertising on her 40NN breasts
calls to Houston most overweigh city-Drew impersonates operator Janelle

Monday, August 22, 2011

2011-08-22 best of


hot gay honeymoon locations
Little Steven of the E street band/Sopranos
Brian has a big nose fetish, caller's fetishes
sex addict/basketball player Winston Bennett
call with Pete Best
call to Don Durfler: photographed his mailman taking a dump
Drew throws out the 1st pitch at a Tigers game, we're introduced to intern Eric's many quirks
is it more acceptible to have a stripper as a girlfriend than before?
woman who tried to use a $200 bill

2011-08-20 best of


call with Mark Plattner  about "Global orgasm day"
mountain climbing Brooke Shields look-alike Dr. Ginger
Mayor/stripper Colleen Brooks
Sharon Bruneau calls about  how to bang models
Ziggy the cyber-squatter, teasing Mark about his station wagon
Dr. Jump: Old geezer who thinks he can make black athletes jump higher by touching them
mom who traded a baby for a chihuahua: Drew talks to 3yr old
Woodward cruise: Mike reminisces about old local restaurants, Suzie Q's, Ted's and the Wigwam
Woman in Vermont fighting for her S#!t happens vanity plate

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

2011-08-15


tv show "Top gear", how to bring businesses back to the US, Oklahoma State Football Coach Mike Gundy's rant
25 things you didn't know about Kardashian douchebag Scott Disick, adults who are WAY too close to their parents
Plaxico Buress learned nothing in prison, Dennis Rodman's hall of fame speech
Lorraine Brocco calls about "Rizzoli & Isles",  PG version of Goodfellas
Tia Skinner murder trial, A&E s[pecial on Casey Anthony
State representative Phillip Hinkle caught cruising for young gay dudes, "Chaz" looking more dude-like than ever

more of Dennis Rodman's hall of fame speech

Monday, August 15, 2011

2011-08-13 Best of



call with Joe Walsh's neighbour fighting over a driveway
message from Mike trapped in his garage
call to cheerleading coach Ashley Tubbs: had sex with 13yr old student
call to British couple who have a geyser of FECES in their garden
couple having sex in public pool
call to the makers of Sphincterine, looney tune "that smell"
call with Kid Rock
call to 80 yr old trying to get breast implants
call to 82 yr old farmer who wants to colonize Venus

2011-08-12


Trebeks boner, transgender muppet on Sesame Street
Reggie Rogers gets another DUI, Tiger's old caddy getting a giant ego/comparison to Bill & Melinda Gates, article on the decline of Tiger Woods
fatheaded Teen mom Gary Dropped $5,000 On 11- HOUR Stripper Bender
Dr Phil's ugly kid bangin Hef's ex
call to  McDonald's where a guy was popping zits on his back
call to Walmart wherea guy had a picnic in the toilet
James Franco calls about Planet of the apes, James Franco's makeout scene with Sean Penn, Oprah's network failing
today in history: Tommy Moor quits the Beetles to be a forklift driver (good decision), 3x a lady #1, Woodstock 94
brushes with Kid Rock for Kid Rock tickets
Tatum O'Neal calls then hangs up when asked about Michael Jackson/Piers Morgan
"I saw red" parody with Red from the Tube bar
more brushes with Kid Rock

Sunday, August 14, 2011

2011-08-11


today in history: Ghostbusters theme #1
Alex Trebek's hotel burglar story sounds fake, Mike thinks she was a discount escort, Drew thinks Trebek went hoggin'
call to Jessica the grandma: kicked an intruder in the balls











The Dougherty gang
Call to bookstores selling Kwame's book
call to a Walmart where somebody leaves a dump in the shoe aisle every week
pageant brat singing "Cuty Patooty", Warren Jeffs jackin it 15x/day in jail, guy urinates on 11yr old on an airplane
Silverdome memories, web memories, Drew shows Mike Lemonparty and 1guy 1jar
stock market going down the toilet, Tia Skinner murder trial
guy popping zits on his back outside a McDonald's, more on the Dougherty gang

2011-08-10


Kwame's book, Mike could have banged Madonna
remembering the early days of the internet
callers: College kids with bridge cards, investing, cheesy movies, internet dating gone wrong
Looney toon: "superhero"
Denny McClain calls in about baseball, The Rainbow Connection charity event
Roseanne Barr calls
more remembering the early days of the internet, changing technology
stum the staff for Kid Rock tickets

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

2011-08-09


economic doom and gloom
Mark Foley's page phone sex line
L Brooks Patterson's review of Kwame book, self appointed superheroes
Jazz version of Enter Sandman, Crazy Train http://www.youtube.com/user/AndyRehfeldt
call to the dojo of 98yr old judo black belt Keiko Fukuda
today in history:Shatner's 911 call
Butterbean calls about his new A&E show Deputy Butterbean
more of the self proclaimed superheroes show from HBO
College kids getting welfare (bridge cards)

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

2011-08-08


Kwame speaking to college kids
trying to call 75 year old pilot who violated Obama's airspace
discussion of the Warren Jeffs polygamy trial
more Duff McKagan book excerpts
Drew's account of the Leon Russell concert, Dallas Cowboy parodies
Kate Hudson has a penis on deck circle
new Jackie-O news revealed, the cheesiness of the movie "Cocktail"
movies so bad they're good
Ellen page gay-o-meter, Mikes growing a mustache
English teacher's profanity laced letter complaining to Jim Leyland about a bad trip to Comerica Park
people buying expensive Wii's, furniture and appliances with welfare, Mariah Smith murder discussion
Kwame goes to college (to teach Jail 101?)
stump the staff for Kid Rock tickets
Cliff notes theatre: "the Program"

Monday, August 8, 2011

2011-08-06 best of
Bombshell McGee phoner
Shovelhead: creator of the panty quilt
Drew and Trudi's tales of airport rage
Carter: rent's his house to film porno in
Charlotte the high maintenance nudist
harassing a bagel whose son made a backyard rollercoaster
Joe Adams: doesn't know why he's on a no-fly list
Pat the listener: livid about a cop who got his nuts grabbed
call with Steve the Round Island pirate: put up a sign for a wife
2011-08-05
more on Paul McCartney's trip to Motown studios
call with basketball player Winston Bennett to discuss his book on sexual addiction
tabloid news: bachelorette Ashley already dumped, Chris Hansen's stripper speaks, Bieber blowing his riches on poontang, Marah Carey wigging out on Home shopping channel
today in history
sneakpreview of Kwame's book, Jim Brockmeyer clips
hacker 'mafiaboy' calls
Detroit Lion Mike Utley in studio
Drew's Paul McCartney answering machine messages
Duff McKagan's book excerpts

Saturday, August 6, 2011

2011-08-04

Bubba Smith died, the Furbush/Fister(tee-hee) trade
Alan Mulally on Letterman
Ronald koestler calls about his book; Secrets of the FBI
Chris Hansen having an affair with a stripper
call with new Pistons coach Laurence Frank
more DB Cooper "relatives" coming forward, Drew catches his roommate beatin' it
attempt to call Casey Anthony in Ohio, call to the Old Navy
callers opinions on whether it was Casey or not
the Pistons Automotion dancers stop by
pro athletes who go broke
today in history: the Nelson brothers
Bill Bonds starting a new radio show
Government incapable of cutting spending, medicaid/social security fraud
Val Kilmer is a deadbeat dad

Friday, August 5, 2011

2011-08-03
Kwame's whirlwind Detroit visit
"Snake on a car" viral video, Kwame's career prospects, today in history
call with Chris Chelios about getting in the US hockey hall of fame
Kid Rock's big parties, stories about getting robbed downtown
anal is the new oral?  : callers opinions
Jersey Shore's Deena's fat ass
looney tune:Ain't done much about the debt
Drew surprised at how many people don't pay income tax, are we becoming a nationnof slackers?
101yr old car enthusiast Margaret Dunning
Wide receivers: most yards/catch
Playboy advisor: guy with a cigarette holder fetish, San Francisco Jacks message, cuckoldry

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

2011-08-02

will Kwame go back to prison?
looney tune:Ain't done much about the debt
proud papa Bernie Kosar's daughter doing porn
Miley Cyrus vacationing in Orchard lake
call to Dan Lacey the pancake artist on his Casey Anthony piece

MTV 30th anniversary, cheesy 80's music video, Drew's fascinated by DB Cooper
call to Cheryl the Facebook cougar, Drew's man-crush on the rejected Bachelor, Bachelorette finale
viewing Bernie Kosar's daughter get boned by a guy with a bent wiener, her butthole is damaged beyond repair
gurgling Larry Flynt discussing his offer to Casey Anthony

Monday, August 1, 2011

2011-08-01

*joined in progress*
national and local budget cuts
call with Bree Olson about Charlie Sheen and Playboy
Elvis, Natalie wood & feminine hygiene
Mike Ilitch dynasties and victory parades, the greatness of Verlander, Toilet bowl cleaners "when the pitcher has to go"
Heidi & Spencer's careers/lives in freefall
first day of MTV, The Heidelberg Project anniversary

Saturday, July 30, 2011

2011-07-30

Sacky Gleason from testicletheatre.com calls
topless protest: Liz wants to be able to legally bare her ta-tas in Florida
mascot abuse incidences
Leanne from http://www.skinsationsspa.com/ talks about teen boys getting "man-scaping"
Doctor molesting teen male patients
Wolters hit by a 7 second delay Butt Mike stealth fart, corporate stadium naming
unfortunate/unwanted nudity
somebody stole Jim's "zip sauce" from the WRIF fridge
call with teacher confused by sound drops

2011-07-29

congress' budget problems, Erin Nicole having a great rack day
Drew almost bought Extenz boner pills
Dominique Strauss-Kahn case, the maid's account
rat infestation on "Billy the exterminator", cliff notes theatre "monster's ball", Halle Berry's Oscar speech
Muslims in the US miltary, OJ's 911 call

2011-07-28

Alex Trebek's "robbery": Drew suspects some autoerotic asphyxiation scenario gone bad
documentary "There's Something Wrong With Aunt Diane," about wrong way driver Diane Schuler
severity of first time DUI's, Jalen Rose going to jail
call to John Rogers: proud owner of the picture of Joe DiMaggio's super bush

today in history; airplane hits empire state building
weightlifting Oslo bombing witness
call with world's heaviest woman Donna
Mariah Smith murder discussion
kid with a sword through his head
rat infestation on "Billy the exterminator"

Friday, July 29, 2011

2011-07-27

playmate crystal harris goes from 'marshmallow through a coin slot' Hef to dr phil's idiot son
no tears at Kris Draper's retirement press conference
looney tune "If I could be a superhero"
Kris Draper calls about  retirement, career highlights
Joe DiMaggio's nude pics go for $17k

lead singer of America dead, Blood Sweat & Tears and Bread,
Rod Stewart's Faces era
Paul McCartney's trip to Motown studios, Kwame getting out of jail soon: D&M hope nobody shows up
couple having sex in public pool




guy addicted to collecting shower drain hair

2011-07-26

Detroit trying to lure people to live downtown
today in history: Drew's mom gets disco lessons
Drew listens to some Amy Winehouse songs
Kris Draper calls about his career & retirement
Verlander gives a hotfoot,
Kris Draper's retirement press conference

2011-07-25

review of the Paul McCartney concert
the final days of Amy Winehouse,
Norway shooting
"She's out of my league" callers,  callers about Paul McCartney concert
David Hasselhoff on Big Brother
Rosa Parks and James Brown's relatives fighting over their estates

Monday, July 25, 2011

2011-07-23 best of

Intern Eric gets hypnotized
Orson Welles, Jack Palance, Trebek, Bill O'Reilly,Michael Jordan commercial outtakes
Trudi checks out Sting's nude yoga
call to Eddie Campbell: was masturbating in a park with an armless mannequin
call to Gaylen: got shot in the ass with an arrow
Trudi trips, hilarity ensues
list of celebrities: cut or uncut
Chris Osgood calls about retirement
call to the congressman Weiner info line

2011-07-22

Harrison Ford drunk at the Oscars
Drew angered by breasts that he can't tell if they're real or not, Big Brother talk
Harrison Ford drunk on Letterman, caller's opinions
"Would you look at this" viral video, too hot to have concerts
Janet Reitman calls about her book "Inside scientology"
tabloid news: J-lo divorce, Prince Albert's frosty honeymoon
Drew like's "She's out of my league", is 40 the new 20?
intern Eric stops by to give his job-search progress and play his new demos
McCartney trivia, Leo DiCaprio dumping Blake Lively

Saturday, July 23, 2011

2011-07-21

people in Detroit STILL without power, Matty Moroun campaign against the bridge continues, Britney's unfortunate skinnydipping/tampon incident
Paul McCartney's set list, weathermen getting hard over breaking 100 degrees
Mark plays a disturbing clip involving a woman and a miniature horse
"Primetime Nightline: Beyond Belief" special, "Battle With the Devil," special on exorcism
call to guy who hid a camera in a urinal, Toilet bowl cleaners "its pee"
more Beatles crap, Bree Olsen telling all about Charlie Sheen, D&M check out a Bree Olson porno
the life of L Ron Hubbard
top 10 tricks casinos use, leopard attacks Indian village pictures compared to the 911 tourist photo
Tiger Woods' buttkissing caddy gets fired, John Lennon's pseudonym trivia question for tix

Friday, July 22, 2011

2011-07-20

hacky "reporters" cooking food items on hot cars
Kwame using campaign funds for legal fees, the career of Chris Osgood
people desperate to get on tv news in the background
today in history, best of Ali G with Buzz Aldrin, Ira Einhorn's capture
Ice T's wife's giant ass, Jersey shore trailer
interview with Kevin Cronin of REO speedwagon: 30th anniversary of High Infidelity
top bands/albums of 1982, "In the air tonight" urban legend
Bi-sexual politicians, Barney Frank's gay lover jizzing into George Bush's locker
Chris Osgood interview
stream ends*

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

2011-07-19

cliched heatwave news stories, Casey Anthony sightings
Drew wants to punch Octo-mom yet is oddly attracted to her, Mike wants an insurance adjuster to declare her vag a write-off
Creem magazine returning but not back to Detroit, cellphone hacking becoming more common
why is there so much weather on the news
nobody interested in the Sara Palin documentary
kid has a party after he hammers his parents to death, U2 on Letterman
Ozzy retiring instead of 1more year
Lennon/McCartney songs sang by other artists
Susan witehall calls about Creem magazine
value of inheritances on the rise

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

2011-07-18

back from vacation, where in the world is Casey Anthony
7' basketball players: where are they now?
Elin Nordegren's new boyfriend, call to Casey Anthony's uncle Chuck, Casey Anthony lookalike attacked
Drew's St. Tropez vacation details
Drew compares overseas airport security/ridiculousness of the TSA
more of Drew's european bacchanal, topless hot chicks
more auto workers caught drinking and blazing trees
Drew gorges on 2 club sandwiches
call with hs football coach wants his players to wear white shirts in honor of Jim Tressel
Jose Canseco's tweets about his pothead girlfriend, grocery worker puts semen in yogurt samples
Dana Carvey's botched heart surgery
if the Beatles were still alive, bossy GPS's, Beatles trivia for Mccartney tickets
pick-up basketball rage, Creem magazine returning?

Monday, July 18, 2011

2011-07-16 Best of

Rob Powell self proclaimed "World's fittest man"
potheads caught having sex in people's driveway
call to art museum with 10 cuban guys masturbating exhibit
Brian Bunton: smells feces with his scent-o-meter for a living
famous ranter "the kid from Brooklyn" interview
"Officer" Hutchison enforcing lawn watering restrictions
Korn's ex-bass player Brian Welch calls about his book
name the songs for AC/DC tickets
guy complaining about the WRIF online stream being down
2011-07-14 Best of
world's biggest strip club report from Las Vegas
trying to find a listener a date to take to Jamaica
Aage Bjeere won't serve French or Germans because they don't support the US
Judi speaks with a British accent after her stroke
88 year old Lila  ends up lost driving to an emissions test
Erica Shaffer teaches trannies how to speak like women








British museum's fake flattulence smell making schoolkids sick
update with Danish pizzeria owner Aage Bjeere
Rich from concertboobs.com pay site pictures of concert flashers
Car wash Joe whoring himself out to other radio stations
wife of guy who got 6 nails in his head from a nail gun at work







Heather thought she had bad gas until a baby popped out