Tuesday, January 31, 2012

2012-01-31


Grosse Point Park murder irresponsible speculation
funny scene from Jan & Dean Dead Man's Curve Movie
jwow from jersey shore calls
looney tune Avril Lavigne Constipated, Drew sickened by the Kardashians(yet continues to watch)
excerpts from a new Nixon book on his relationship with 'Bebe' Rebozo
new Bichara murder news and callers'  irresponsible speculation
Tom Arnold calls
Sara Michelle Gellar calls
Drew amused by the "Honey badger" youtube video
feedback on the know-it-all caller

2012-01-30


new findings in Grosse Point Park murder: callers & irresponsible speculation
Hank Winchester calls about the Grosse Point Park murder
last nights Bachelor
Monica from the Bachelor calls
Focano's cronies upset over revoked contracts, kiddy porn found on pediatrician's computer
list of the richest US presidents, pain-in-the-ass anti-scalping rules for Bruce Springsteen, article on the odd life of David Bowie
callers complaining about getting bad tickets for Bruce Springsteen
wacky Super Bowl bets

2012-01-28 best of


callers:do old people's dumps smell worse?
call to a father whose teenage daughter did work experience at Hooters
collection of Mikes putrid farts
call to 80 yr old Josephine: won $10million on a nickel slot machine
wakeup calls to Michael Vick, Matt Hasselback, Tom Brady, Chad Johnson, Tory Holt
wakeup calls to Drew Brees, Tony Romo
letter from the mother of a childwho had a stroke who responded to ButtMike
cliff notes theatre: American history X
call to Kirby the  cheerleader: busted for dancing too erotically
top 50 Rockstar meltdowns
crank yankers calls

2012-01-27


story on N.Y. teenagers with tics
cliff notes theatre "Erin Brockovich"
illegal immigrants in Arizona, Arizona governor finger-pointing brouhaha, Grosse Point Park murder
Vinny returns to Jersey Shore
attempting to call Linda Tripp and Monica Lewinsky, remembering splooge-gate
Darren McCarty calls about Hardcore Pawn
Drew befuddled by DTE customers protesting being shut off for not paying

Friday, January 27, 2012

2012-01-26


what to do with the abandoned mental hospital on 8 mile, Mike hates big fat Hurley on the new Alcatraz show, Mike forced to babysit a complete strangers kids at Alcatraz
sports media bitching about Prince Fielder's contract, 50 cent's Super bowl penis promise, today in history: Clinton denies affair, Miley Cyrus' penis cake
Prince Fielder's early years
call to David Dopp: won a Lamborghini and wrecked it 6 hours later
Bruce Springsteen's new album
speculating on Demi Moore's decline
James Andrew Miller calls about his ESPN book
looney tune: Doin' it doggy style, rediscovering the Buffalo Drunk guy on the news
bad reviews for T-Pain, Drew declares "She's out of my league" as the best movie ever

2012-01-25


the porn career of Linda Lovelace
Tigers signing Prince Fielder
callers on Darren McCarty on Hardcore Pawn, State of the union, signing Prince Fielder
racially motivated(?) football fight
call to Brian Ritterby: guy pointed out by the president, voice of the robot on "Lost in Space" died
Teen mom Jenelle tantrum, Drew's experience with Tordol
Mark Cuban calls about the 'Shark Tank'
historic 1-2 homerun hitting combos

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

2012-01-24


Republican nominees attacking each other
Teen mom, Bachelor and Jersey Shore recaps
Joan and Melissa Rivers call about their reality show, new celebrity Apprentice contestants
more debate on the Baltimore non-TD, Mickey Redmond gives his opinion and talks about the Wings
clips of Courtney on the Bachelor, guy kills mom over Avril Lavigne tickets
Oscar nominations
Bruce Springsteen concert announcement

Monday, January 23, 2012

2012-01-23

football playoff talk, Drew thinks Baltimore non-TD should have been reviewed
Drew incensed by teenager's round the world sailing trip because she made dozens of stops
callers: does Paterno's death change your opinion of him
Drew caught dancing erotically on a Steely Dan video

sleepwalking Drew ends up in his closet, remembering playdough and Lincoln logs
feedback on Drew's dancing, more Ficano controversy, Ross Jones Channel 7 piece
Luke Perry calls about his new Hallmark channel movie, overage 90210 actors and ridiculous storylines
more cheesy 90210 storylines
Terry Bradshaw gets an earful from a bagel on live tv,




 too many female sports reporters

2012-01-21 best of

call to guy caught beating it with an armless mannequin
songs with cowbell
Drews dog makes a lake and tracks it all over the living room
Barbara Eden book call
Andrew Morton calls about his biography of Angelina Jolie
Fox Reporter Knocks Over A Kid On His Skateboard On a Half-Pipe www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gh57x-RVXI
call with Ashley Dupree about her playboy spread
call to James Madison University wondering why they wasted money on Snooky
Christian Bale vs Mel Gibson

2012-01-20


attepting to call the crying Packers fan, famous internet cryers: "it's still real to me dammit", "double rainbow" "crying Giants fan", crying wrestling fan's web redemption
calling one man sperm bank Trent back about his newly found jacking videos
celebrity car auction , college football recruit turned down because of his tweets

Friday, January 20, 2012

2012-01-19


the John Madden calls
Miss America Rima's DUI court appearance, Aretha's ridiculous movie casting requests, letters to the editor
UofM students asked to be in porno, callers: people you went to high school with that are in porn
Robert Kardashian's widow spills about the brats
Darryl Hammond calls about his book
Jersey Shore talk aka "Everybody hates Deena", bad history with thin skinned Rob Schneider
Matty Moroun finally getting the message
Cheech Marin calls about his new show Rob!
Drew's connection to the Irsay family(Ooooo!), today in history: Charles Manson and the white album

2012-01-18


the crazy life of Darryl Hammond
today in history, crying Packer fan on youtube, cliff notes theatre 'Titanic'
Matty Moroun/emergency manager talk
cruise disaster transcripts
Bill Rasmussen calls about his ESPN book
Kris Draper calls about his TV commercial
guy who smuggle stuff in their butts
Janelle from teen mom loves her pot time
Congressional medal of honor winner who was killed robbing a party store
Laura Prepon calls about her new TV show

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

2012-01-17


the big Italian boat crash, madonna's golden globe speech(delivered in a fake British/Michigan accident)
Drew suggests that Beyonce was never pregnant
call to Randy: pissed that Kid Rock lit up a cigar in a bar, Matty Moroun out of jail, callers:do old people's dumps smell worse?
Azam Elder update, Detroit financial advisor Charles Pugh is broke, Drew watches a 'Intervention' marathon
people protesting on governor's lawn
looking at nude pics of Trent from Trentdonor.org
cliff notes theatre 'Titanic'
weekend playoff football , Ozzy & Draper's commercial outtakes

2012-01-16 best of

2012-01-16 best of
Mike's late
Nick Mason from Pink Floyd calls, Syd Barrett discussion, Aqualung, speculation on Steven Hawking's giant dong
Gastroentorologist/fart expert Dr. Pat Raymond
MIT blackjack expert Ben: author "Bringing down the house", "Busting Vegas"
amusing footage of a runway model falling
Cassie the overweight Hooters waitress
birthday call to 110 yr old Mama Lou
guy gets his arm stuck in a furnace and has to cut it off
calling people who appeared on an adult diaper and boner commercials
Buzz and Jarvis attempt to call "Gina from Colorado" back on the small penis punishment phone sex line*
new ButtMike videos on youtube
call to BP environmental: company unrelated to BP oil getting blamed for the Gulf disaster
call to Justin Bieber(the lawyer)

2012-01-14 best of


callers opinions of smaller breast implants
Brian the contest winner/tree trimmer
making fun of BTO
Hef's latest receptacle Crystal Harris calls
Mike's story of lovemaking/buttsex in the woods
call to David Bowie(not that one) about beating it in public
Greg Giraldo calls
call from 'the situation'
getting hung up on by Casey Anthony's uncle Chuck

Saturday, January 14, 2012

2012-01-13

2012-01-13
Matty Moroun in jail
Tebow overload, Mister Holland's Opus, even Zoey Deschanel has to poop by the Toilet bowl cleaners
Shady dealings in Wayne county with Ficano and Azam "$150000/yr for the rest of his life" Elder, Matty Moroun in jail
Fellhauer contacted by fellow homosexual Larry Sinclair
callers on Ficano and Moroun
Te-Bowie, weekend football picks
Nathan Whittaker calls about his Tim Tebow book
today in history
Drews dog's are getting too fat

Friday, January 13, 2012

2012-01-12


laws on defending your home, more BS spewing out of Casey Anniversary, the douchiness of Jim Rome
increasingly lewd questions on 'Family Feud', today in history
new cringingly bad song 'Tim Tebow's fire'
failed call to Marie: 84yr old with new boobs, call to Ray the 100yr old bartender
anal sex survey findings, callers opinions
arrogant fat chick on MTV's True Life - I'm a Chubby Chaser, rash of Detroit diasters: murder/suicides, traffic deaths, guy falling off Ambassador bridge
Joel calls about the Fundraiser for the Stutz children's trust this Saturday 5-11pm at the Elk's lodge #2292 in Warren
guy with 'bear'(fat hairy gay guy) fetish on MTV's True Life - I'm a Chubby Chaser
Gayle(Oprah's scissor sister) abandoning O network for CBS, Drew and Mike's favorite stuff on youtube
Cynthia McFadden calls about her interview with big veiny kid thief Madonna and her fake accent

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

2012-01-11


revisiting the Efrain fart with Trudi
Teen mom arrested, Efrain Ramirez calls about the new Napoleon Dynamite cartoon
sick people spreading their germs on airplanes, girl stares down lion, city of Detroit's financial problems
people mocking Tebow's lip sore
comedian Jeff Ross calls
celebrities who grew up in trailer parks
stump the staff('s Googling ability) for Van Halen tickets
remembering old Detroit television

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

2012-01-10


Mike gets a speeding ticket, disappointing BCS championship game
a book about Layne Staley's smack habit
call to a school that banned dances due to excessive grinding
rembering the fake 25th anniversary call from Henny Youngman
preview of the Napoleon Dynamite cartoon
debating if the new Van Halen song 'Tattoo' sucks, today in history
call to Rudy from the Cosby show about her arrest
Fundraiser for the Stutz children's trust this Saturday 5-11pm at the Elk's lodge #2292 in Warren
should people on welfare be drug tested?

2012-01-07 best of


male callers on bodyshaving
callto a pharmacytat Michael Jackson stiffed
Diane Sawyer jerks off a shark
the incredibly lispy but still hetero Jeff Garcia, women callers with effeminate hetero boyfriends
embarassing encounters with celebrities
the guy from 'Orleans' wants to be a politician
76yr old Pearl kicks a 17yr old attackers butt
harassing New Orleans Saints players (and Charlie Weiss) at their hotel
Oprah embarasses herself over Drew Brees' birthmark

2012-01-09


athletes who thank God, Tebow's big win, dissecting the Lions loss, football being ruined by too many replays and bad officiating
excerpts from "Everybody loves our town" book about grunge
call to Jonathan : kicking for prizes at tonight's national championship game
Wojo calls about his New Orleans sabbatical, Tebow, Wojo's bad question annoys Jim Schwartz
audio of Van Halen's first show of their new tour
astronaut Jim Lovell in legal trouble with NASA over selling checklist
cliff notes theatre: Apollo 13

Saturday, January 7, 2012

2012-01-06


Ndamukong Suh/Runaround Sue by the Polish Muslims
ragging on fatso Wolfie Van Halen, predicting Lions' playoff chances, playoff history
today in history: Nancy Kerrigan's knee wacking
Casey Anthony's video update
heat lamp hater Wojo calls from New Orleans
Channel 2's story about mystery crap falling from the sky
Nixon homo-ing out with Bebe Rebozo?
boxer Irish Mickey Ward and promoter Jackie Kaplan in studio
Cliff notes theater : Coach Carter
Drew gets the hiccups

Friday, January 6, 2012

2012-01-05 1st show of 2012





bummed out by Dick Clark's New Years Rockin' Eve
betting on college bowl games, Drew bothered by a douchebag at the Hokies game
Drew and Matt Riley's drinking exploits in New Orleans
callers cover various topics, horrific traffic accident eyewitnesses, Trans-Siberian Orchestra show sucked
Ted Haggard Swaps Wives With Gary Busey On Celebrity Wife Swap,men that have the best racks
backpage.com murders leads to checking out an escort website: Drew immediately checks out the gay section
tabloid news: Demi Moore lezzing out,
Ken Davidian from 'The artist' (and nude wrestler of Borat)
guy with 198lb tumor
more of Dick Clark's New Years Rockin' Eve
year in review, Chaz's breakup, golden voice Ted Williams
cringeworthy Van Halen World Tour 2012 Video

2012-01-04 best of


Drew gets a flat tire
call to Birdy the 90 year old sorority sister goes awry: Drew gets c-blocked by the bagel's sister
Matt is dancing his way around the world wherethehellismatt.com
Drew uses his 'Buzz' persona to ask a library about their policy on viewing por
nKeon has a stripper painted on the back of his car
what traumatic memory would you erase from your mind
catching up with Fabio, laughing at Fabio's rollercoaster ride/seagull incident
Medical Marijuana advocates Randy and Tony
call to Fay and Raymond Robson: 90 & 96yr old newlyweds
calling the hotel where Russell Crowe attacked a concierge
Playboy's women of Walmart
Carlo Riley aka 'Almost Michael Jackson' hangs up on Drew
call with Rudy Ruettiger

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

2012-01-03 best of

public service announcements on homosexual pedophiles from the 60's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17u01_sWjRE
MSU degree in partying commercial parody, Dr Winkyov giving free door to door breast exams(FAKE!): call to his wife
Mike's collge bowl rants, ridiculous Nokia halftime challenge
calling UofMiami players hotel rooms
talking with MSU's "Johnny Spirit"
Silverdome memories: monster trucks, midgets, turd filled toilets, public sex and drunken brawls
call to 'Nick Saban'
call to Skip about his album for dogs: "Doggy songs" petcds.com , looney tune "Doin it doggy style"
Jackass' Steve-O calls
call to guy in New Zealand who had a drunk driver smash into his house
call to a pub where a marriage lasted 20 minutes Drew attacks the employees*
Mike thinks all U2 songs sound the same
another call to 'Nick Saban' about his BCS win

2012-01-02 best of

"The Fridge" is an alcoholic mess
calling Cybill Shepherd about getting nailed by JFK, Mike analyzes JFK Jr's plane crash
"the situation" finally graces Drew and Mike with his pearls of wisdom/hocks a pile of crap
illegal alien halloween costume banned: calling the manufacturer, Drew pretends to be gay, Drew objects to penises being called "junk"
teenage girls wearing slutty halloween costumes
Tucker Max calls
Dennis Hoff calls about a virgin up for auction
Melany the cosmetic tattoo artist  , involuntary boners during medical procedures
lonely Paul from http://www.handsomepaul.blogspot.com/ is looking for a wife
Roxana Shirazi "the last living slut" dances around questions and Drew gets pissed off
Terry the tree trimmer's endless messages