Wednesday, August 31, 2011

2011-08-31


John Wayne Gacy news
looney tune:Ain't done much about the debt
callers: victims of the Livonia speedtrap
911 specials
Kelly McGillis calls about the 25th anniversary of top gun: Drew pisses her off asking her if she's attracted to men
new Red Hot Chili peppers album kinda sucks
Drew pissed off that Bieber has a Ferarri, Toilet bowl cleaners "Vomit Makes Me Puke", Mike wants to spank the crying Bieber kid

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

2011-08-30

reaction to death of Detroit Lions reporter Tom Kowalski
Cosmo magazine asking guys questions about sex, more of the Nikita Denise tape, Russian mail order brides
call with Mark from Roseville: sick of cars with thumping bass
people abusing the welfare system
update on the travesty that is the Ray and Pete movie: ruined by Australians
different actors who played Batman, Julie Newmar calls about her new book The Conscious Catwoman Explains Life On Earth
more of the sports world's reaction to the death of Detroit Lions reporter Tom Kowalski
lame lineup on new seaso of Dancing with the stars, Bachelor pad

2011-08-29


Cliff notes theater: The perfect storm
teenage Drew being confused at the Deliverance rape scene
Detroit's gayest suburb
Amy Winehouse toxicology report, Rihanna's sex tape
former fatties who look ridiculous skinny
comparing Verlander to Denny McClean

2011-08-27 best of

Eric the intern's match.com profile
100 year old Sophie throws out first pitch,

Toilet bowl cleaners "the pitcher had to go"
trying to get a live operator in Oxford township
Orson Welles commercial outakes
Detroit Lions coach Jim Schwarz
funny male porn star names
mis-remembering Peter Bradys puberty, Oprah's vegan scat fetish
call to guy whose flight was delayed by lack of a toilet plunger
Jay Thunderbolt: has a strip club in his living room

2011-08-26 best of


Bubrub & Lil Sis
horrific wedding toasts
Mike introduced to David Trump
call to guy "Jarms" who blasted his son's DJ stuff with a shotgun , Elvis' many angry outbursts
"The Fridge" is an alcoholic mess
33yr old teacher Tonya having sex with student
Henry Hill
awful video of hang gliding age record setter Jonas Blanton
guy catch jerkin it in an Arbys parking lot
listeners herpes stories

2011-08-25 best of


Ian Halperin on the last days of Michael Jackson
Jerry: upset there's no vegetarian food on airlines
Jack the 75 year old web dating fanatic, Drew sings Neil Young's "Old man"
Ed Lake aka the "fake detective"
Oldest living NFL player Glen Fresnell
James Franco
Alice in Chains book author Adrianna Rubio
Austin the angry Notre Dame fan: abused at UofM game
Alf Weaver the Rock n roll bodyguard
Playboy advisor questions, Drew's un-circed friend
Jim getting an ad tattooed on his head for $7000
Stripogram at City Commisioner Tom McDaniel's birthday party controversy

2011-08-24 best of


Russell Brand "get him to the greek", pounding off homeless guys
Coach Ditka
Kid farting on school bus gets thrown off: call to his mom
87 year old pole vaulter Adolf Hoffman
James Andrew Miller calls about the ESPN book

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

2011-08-23 best of


teenage girls getting sluttier
crotchety Lawrence lands his Piper cub upside down and doesn't want to talk about it
Anorei  advertising on her 40NN breasts
calls to Houston most overweigh city-Drew impersonates operator Janelle

Monday, August 22, 2011

2011-08-22 best of


hot gay honeymoon locations
Little Steven of the E street band/Sopranos
Brian has a big nose fetish, caller's fetishes
sex addict/basketball player Winston Bennett
call with Pete Best
call to Don Durfler: photographed his mailman taking a dump
Drew throws out the 1st pitch at a Tigers game, we're introduced to intern Eric's many quirks
is it more acceptible to have a stripper as a girlfriend than before?
woman who tried to use a $200 bill

2011-08-20 best of


call with Mark Plattner  about "Global orgasm day"
mountain climbing Brooke Shields look-alike Dr. Ginger
Mayor/stripper Colleen Brooks
Sharon Bruneau calls about  how to bang models
Ziggy the cyber-squatter, teasing Mark about his station wagon
Dr. Jump: Old geezer who thinks he can make black athletes jump higher by touching them
mom who traded a baby for a chihuahua: Drew talks to 3yr old
Woodward cruise: Mike reminisces about old local restaurants, Suzie Q's, Ted's and the Wigwam
Woman in Vermont fighting for her S#!t happens vanity plate

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

2011-08-15


tv show "Top gear", how to bring businesses back to the US, Oklahoma State Football Coach Mike Gundy's rant
25 things you didn't know about Kardashian douchebag Scott Disick, adults who are WAY too close to their parents
Plaxico Buress learned nothing in prison, Dennis Rodman's hall of fame speech
Lorraine Brocco calls about "Rizzoli & Isles",  PG version of Goodfellas
Tia Skinner murder trial, A&E s[pecial on Casey Anthony
State representative Phillip Hinkle caught cruising for young gay dudes, "Chaz" looking more dude-like than ever

more of Dennis Rodman's hall of fame speech

Monday, August 15, 2011

2011-08-13 Best of



call with Joe Walsh's neighbour fighting over a driveway
message from Mike trapped in his garage
call to cheerleading coach Ashley Tubbs: had sex with 13yr old student
call to British couple who have a geyser of FECES in their garden
couple having sex in public pool
call to the makers of Sphincterine, looney tune "that smell"
call with Kid Rock
call to 80 yr old trying to get breast implants
call to 82 yr old farmer who wants to colonize Venus

2011-08-12


Trebeks boner, transgender muppet on Sesame Street
Reggie Rogers gets another DUI, Tiger's old caddy getting a giant ego/comparison to Bill & Melinda Gates, article on the decline of Tiger Woods
fatheaded Teen mom Gary Dropped $5,000 On 11- HOUR Stripper Bender
Dr Phil's ugly kid bangin Hef's ex
call to  McDonald's where a guy was popping zits on his back
call to Walmart wherea guy had a picnic in the toilet
James Franco calls about Planet of the apes, James Franco's makeout scene with Sean Penn, Oprah's network failing
today in history: Tommy Moor quits the Beetles to be a forklift driver (good decision), 3x a lady #1, Woodstock 94
brushes with Kid Rock for Kid Rock tickets
Tatum O'Neal calls then hangs up when asked about Michael Jackson/Piers Morgan
"I saw red" parody with Red from the Tube bar
more brushes with Kid Rock

Sunday, August 14, 2011

2011-08-11


today in history: Ghostbusters theme #1
Alex Trebek's hotel burglar story sounds fake, Mike thinks she was a discount escort, Drew thinks Trebek went hoggin'
call to Jessica the grandma: kicked an intruder in the balls











The Dougherty gang
Call to bookstores selling Kwame's book
call to a Walmart where somebody leaves a dump in the shoe aisle every week
pageant brat singing "Cuty Patooty", Warren Jeffs jackin it 15x/day in jail, guy urinates on 11yr old on an airplane
Silverdome memories, web memories, Drew shows Mike Lemonparty and 1guy 1jar
stock market going down the toilet, Tia Skinner murder trial
guy popping zits on his back outside a McDonald's, more on the Dougherty gang

2011-08-10


Kwame's book, Mike could have banged Madonna
remembering the early days of the internet
callers: College kids with bridge cards, investing, cheesy movies, internet dating gone wrong
Looney toon: "superhero"
Denny McClain calls in about baseball, The Rainbow Connection charity event
Roseanne Barr calls
more remembering the early days of the internet, changing technology
stum the staff for Kid Rock tickets

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

2011-08-09


economic doom and gloom
Mark Foley's page phone sex line
L Brooks Patterson's review of Kwame book, self appointed superheroes
Jazz version of Enter Sandman, Crazy Train http://www.youtube.com/user/AndyRehfeldt
call to the dojo of 98yr old judo black belt Keiko Fukuda
today in history:Shatner's 911 call
Butterbean calls about his new A&E show Deputy Butterbean
more of the self proclaimed superheroes show from HBO
College kids getting welfare (bridge cards)

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

2011-08-08


Kwame speaking to college kids
trying to call 75 year old pilot who violated Obama's airspace
discussion of the Warren Jeffs polygamy trial
more Duff McKagan book excerpts
Drew's account of the Leon Russell concert, Dallas Cowboy parodies
Kate Hudson has a penis on deck circle
new Jackie-O news revealed, the cheesiness of the movie "Cocktail"
movies so bad they're good
Ellen page gay-o-meter, Mikes growing a mustache
English teacher's profanity laced letter complaining to Jim Leyland about a bad trip to Comerica Park
people buying expensive Wii's, furniture and appliances with welfare, Mariah Smith murder discussion
Kwame goes to college (to teach Jail 101?)
stump the staff for Kid Rock tickets
Cliff notes theatre: "the Program"

Monday, August 8, 2011

2011-08-06 best of
Bombshell McGee phoner
Shovelhead: creator of the panty quilt
Drew and Trudi's tales of airport rage
Carter: rent's his house to film porno in
Charlotte the high maintenance nudist
harassing a bagel whose son made a backyard rollercoaster
Joe Adams: doesn't know why he's on a no-fly list
Pat the listener: livid about a cop who got his nuts grabbed
call with Steve the Round Island pirate: put up a sign for a wife
2011-08-05
more on Paul McCartney's trip to Motown studios
call with basketball player Winston Bennett to discuss his book on sexual addiction
tabloid news: bachelorette Ashley already dumped, Chris Hansen's stripper speaks, Bieber blowing his riches on poontang, Marah Carey wigging out on Home shopping channel
today in history
sneakpreview of Kwame's book, Jim Brockmeyer clips
hacker 'mafiaboy' calls
Detroit Lion Mike Utley in studio
Drew's Paul McCartney answering machine messages
Duff McKagan's book excerpts

Saturday, August 6, 2011

2011-08-04

Bubba Smith died, the Furbush/Fister(tee-hee) trade
Alan Mulally on Letterman
Ronald koestler calls about his book; Secrets of the FBI
Chris Hansen having an affair with a stripper
call with new Pistons coach Laurence Frank
more DB Cooper "relatives" coming forward, Drew catches his roommate beatin' it
attempt to call Casey Anthony in Ohio, call to the Old Navy
callers opinions on whether it was Casey or not
the Pistons Automotion dancers stop by
pro athletes who go broke
today in history: the Nelson brothers
Bill Bonds starting a new radio show
Government incapable of cutting spending, medicaid/social security fraud
Val Kilmer is a deadbeat dad

Friday, August 5, 2011

2011-08-03
Kwame's whirlwind Detroit visit
"Snake on a car" viral video, Kwame's career prospects, today in history
call with Chris Chelios about getting in the US hockey hall of fame
Kid Rock's big parties, stories about getting robbed downtown
anal is the new oral?  : callers opinions
Jersey Shore's Deena's fat ass
looney tune:Ain't done much about the debt
Drew surprised at how many people don't pay income tax, are we becoming a nationnof slackers?
101yr old car enthusiast Margaret Dunning
Wide receivers: most yards/catch
Playboy advisor: guy with a cigarette holder fetish, San Francisco Jacks message, cuckoldry

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

2011-08-02

will Kwame go back to prison?
looney tune:Ain't done much about the debt
proud papa Bernie Kosar's daughter doing porn
Miley Cyrus vacationing in Orchard lake
call to Dan Lacey the pancake artist on his Casey Anthony piece

MTV 30th anniversary, cheesy 80's music video, Drew's fascinated by DB Cooper
call to Cheryl the Facebook cougar, Drew's man-crush on the rejected Bachelor, Bachelorette finale
viewing Bernie Kosar's daughter get boned by a guy with a bent wiener, her butthole is damaged beyond repair
gurgling Larry Flynt discussing his offer to Casey Anthony

Monday, August 1, 2011

2011-08-01

*joined in progress*
national and local budget cuts
call with Bree Olson about Charlie Sheen and Playboy
Elvis, Natalie wood & feminine hygiene
Mike Ilitch dynasties and victory parades, the greatness of Verlander, Toilet bowl cleaners "when the pitcher has to go"
Heidi & Spencer's careers/lives in freefall
first day of MTV, The Heidelberg Project anniversary