2011-05-26

Obama's royal gaff, the queen has a stick up her butt
Drew pays $100 for orange pop
Tony Bennett on American Idol: his wiener in listerine rituAl
Tony Romo getting married: didn't break up with Jessica Simpson because she gave him a boat
Pauly Shore interview , Drew's bro-mance with Chaz Bono, speculation on the size of Chaz's strap-on
montage of rain songs, Mike sings Rainy days and mondays
everybody sick of Oprah
Nick Cannon from "America's got talent", Mike loves the "quick change" people: Drew is apalled, Nick Cannon on Dave Chapelle

Todd Rundgren calls "Todd Rundgren: Johnson, George Carlin on Todds and cigars

Dewey Cox clips
Miguel Cabrera trying to weasel out of his DUI
fox 2 detroit Charlie Leduff discovers he's black

2011-05-25

SNL's Steadman parody, Aretha weight loss speculation
Jim Brockmire clips, truck driver gets butt filled with compressed air
checking out Lindsay Lohan's boobs, Jersey Shore Ronnie beat up the situation? big bust porn star killed in car crash
today in history: Midnight Cowboy, Deliverance, the flying Wallendas, guy who went over Niagara Falls, hands across America
Oprah asskissers continues, nonsensical Stevie Wonder tribute song
John Edwards indictment for Riel hunter affair , "Boom goes the dynamite" guy on Tosh.O
funny but real names: calls to Harry Wieners, Harry Balls, Mike Grodick
Korea produces superior women golfers
ESPN  tell-all book :Erin Andrew's peephole bush video, gropy male employees
Oprah lowlights

2011-05-24

the celebrity parade of Oprah asskissers continues, new season of the bachelorette
Rafalski's surprise retirement, Lance Armstrong using performance enhancing drugs and buttf*cking parody
Rolling stones breaking up again?
call to English salon where guys are bedazzling their weiners
end-of-the-world weather, drunk guy on the bachelorette
bitchy fans on sports talk radio, Kirstie Alley does a cartwheel, American Idol finale speculation
today in history:Tommy Chong's bong entrapment case
call to Michael Hike:guy who lives next to a mosque and put up a "bombs made next door" sign on his lawn
Charlie Furbush and other cool names, Red Tube bar clips
adult baby gets welfare
 top 70 Dylan songs
Jay Mohr, Joe beating washers "expert" intern Eric

2011-05-23

end of the world didn't happen
Drew reviews the Bob Seger concert, John Entwistle was a big spender
Eric the intern's standup, Tom Mabe's joke bombed
Lindsays Miami nip-slip, Celebrity Apprentice finale, clips from SNL,
Rick Alan, drummer from Def Leppard calls about new live album

raggin on Apprentice Bill Rancik
Orson Welles' drunken wine commercial

Looney tune "bowel move"
"Oprah memories"=celebs kissing her butt
elderly rock stars, top 70 Dylan songs
Heidi Klum calls about "Clashof the commercials"
today in history
Drew's review of "Limitless" and "take me home tonight"
call to end of the world guy Adam

2011-05-19

Lottery winner buys groceries with welfare, Arnold Scwarzenegger's love child
ESPN's upcoming tell-all book

progress finding the Oakland child killer?, public employees forced to chip in to health care
Granholm and her man-wife giving their 2cents on Arnold Scwarzenegger's situation, is karen davidson hot?(Mike wants to foul her glasses)
checking out Scwarzenegger's sloppy mistress
Drew needs to soul-search his union bashing
Scott Weilland blows off his interview
more 80-20 health care payment controversy
Kristen Wiig calls about her movie

2011-05-18 Best of

Corey Silverburg the National masturbation month expert
ESPN employee with irritable bowel
Justin Long interview
callers list of 5 people your partner allows you to sleep with
Looney toon "I just had sex"
call to Clive Worth: dumped off of Facebook for having too much sex, Butt Mike goes bezerk
favorite "trainwreck" celebrities , Bernstein family?
can guys be best friends with chicks?
call to "Michael Jackson" from beyond, attempt to call Michael Jackson's "lover" Jason Pfeiffer , Dave Chapelle's Michael Jackson bit
Mark Latrinelia.com,  the bathroom graffiti expert, Dane Cook's bathroom bit
Foreigner's "Hot Blooded"

2011-05-17

Evel Kneivel's book, Mike remembers a jump at the Silverdome, Snake River canyon failure
remembering Mr. Methane's visit to the WRIF studio, call to kid suspended for farting on a school bus
Gary Graf calls about the new Bob Seger concerts
Playboy sex survey, Lissy Jagger is ugly
Arnold's love child, IMF rape case
Situation's dad media whoring himself out, Charlie Sheen officially finished on 2 1/2men
"Obama" on SNL
Paul Anka going nuts, calling Maurice the OBL t-shirt guy on his big announcement (hint: it was a crappy website http://zen5.com/ )
Luc Robitaille broke, another athlete out of the closet
more on Arnold Scwarzenegger's love child

2011-05-16

Terry "free mustache rides" Jones wants to cause trouble at the Arab festival
Phoenix Suns president out of the closet , is Steve Nash hot?
IMF rape case, does coming out of the bathroom nude still work?
Sara Silverman baseball commentary fail, drew's high school friend with erectile dysfunction
is Newt Gingrich right about Detroit? meaningless "ambassador" visits to show only the good parts of Detroit
Phillip the kook from Survivor, Survivor finale speeches
OBL's porn habit
Charlie Sheen broke and desperate for money?
Looney Tune "No homo", gay athletes
Tom Sizemore's Charlie Sheen stories
ESPN's upcoming tell-all book, who else in sports is gay? old Jeff Garcia press conferences
Detroit cop having sex with prostitute in squad car gets suspended WITH PAY
Kwames affair with Cheryl Robinson Wood
people who you wouldn't expect wo had porn collections
gay Bowie/Jagger "Dancing in the streets" video on Family Guy

2011-05-13

Game 7 disappointment, Drew remembers times he cried over losing playoff games
the Office, American Idol, Steve Tyler's new song
Mickey Redmond in studio
Looney Tune "No homo"
more of Steve Tyler's new song, duct cleaners get busted
Chris Hansen calls about home repair exposes
tabloid news: OBL a junky? Renee Zelwegger getting poked by John Mayer, Liz Taylor's parents bi-sexual? Kirstie Alley dating 21 yr old rapper
"Chaz" on Letterman
George Takei calls about the Detroit comicon, classic Star Trek gay sound clips, Mike's drunken phonecall
death of Robert Tractor Traylor

2011-05-11

Red Wings forcing a game 7
top 5 porn trends that need to STOP
call from Mick Wall: "Enter Night" Metallica book

Mickey Redmond calls on game 6
new Hendrix and Pink Floyd box-sets
remembering the Captain and Tenille phonecall, worst version of "Final Countdown", "Comfortably numb" "Smells like teen spirit"
Deadlies Catch Captain Sig calls, cliff notes theatre: "The Perfect storm"
guy with a pipe through his head Andrew Lynn
Amy Fisher's awful porno

2011-05-10

Osama's house of skank
call from Maurice: made $120000 on Osama tshirts
neighbourhood terrorized by golf carts: memories of mini-bikes, go-carts and pinewood derby cars
bullied gay teen on channel 7, gay teachers, Kwame suing skytel for releasing messsages, bullied callers, the Casey Heynes video
"Chaz" Bono on Oprah, Drew thinks he's a cool dude, can they build a weiner?
Eric the interns audition tape: call to his potential employer

2011-05-09

Red Wings finally winning, Mothers day
Osama's house of skank, McCartney engaged again
Mickey Redmond calls on the Wings comeback, Verlander's no-hitter
pilot-speak
Righteous Rick calls about laying on top of his opponent
recording of Mike talking to the control tower
details of the plan to take out Osama
where have all the good boxers gone?

2011-05-05

snooty people that don't have TV's, lots of homo activity on the Real World
today in history, Steven Adler's heroin binge on Sober house
talking with Mark's friend who doesn't have a tv
Mickey Redmond on the Wings debacle, being down 3-0
Mike remembers being friends with Madonna's relatives, Madonna's house selling for $49000, Drew talks about Steven Tyler's book
63 yr old guy who keeps getting locked out of his hotel room nude, call to his wife
WRIF Rock girl candidates Marina, Brook and Ashley
call from Kate Flannery, Meredith from the Office
shoddy reporting on the Bin Laden killing
Righteous Rick calls about his upcoming fight

2011-05-06

bristol palin's plastic surgery
American Idol bollocks
Pine Knob's summer lineup, Marcia Clark's plastic surgery, Obama's birth certificate,
National Geographic special on adult babies
Jesse James calls about his book
Detroit Public Libraries: a web of nepotism
J-Lo's awful singing/dancing on American Idol
WRIF Rock girl candidates Karen, Manda and Tiffany
remembering UM's stunning loss to Colorado and Rae Carruth
Eric interviewing the Rock girl candidates

2011-05-04

people squeamish over Bin Laden killing
"Pants on the ground" by Neil Young(Jimmy Fallon), smoking ban in bars
call to Norendra and his red whie and blue turban
WRIF Rock girl candidates Stacy and Angelique
National Geographic special on adult babies
David Allan Grier calls about "Bamboozled 2"
dwindling population=dwindling newspaper subscribers
Neil Young concert, today in history: Al Capone's penis in the Smithsonian, Napoleon's penis documentary
Miley Cyrus' cover of smells like teen spirit, Maxim top 100
Porn stars reaction to Osama's death, Orson Welles& Jack Palance voiceover arguments
Psychich trivia for Wings tickets

2011-05-03

*JOINED IN PROGRESS*
Rachel Uchitel P.I.
Osama Bin Laden's crappy compound, lack of cable tv, Obama pre-empting the Apprentice
Mickey Redmond
Navy SEAL calls in