Saturday, December 31, 2011

2011-12-31

Well I've been doing this for a year and was wondering if anyone reads this regularly or do people just stumble across this blog searching for Erin Nicole nudes or proof that Jim Morrison is still alive?  IS THIS THING ON???
COMMENTS??? ANYTHING??

2011-12-31 best of

No show today

2011-12-30 best of

Larry King's awful 'tweets'
Carlo Riley aka 'Almost Michael Jackson' hangs up on Drew, ad for Michael Jackson umbrella holder school
callers about kids screaming in public, spanking
George Carlin calls
caller talent(?) show
cranky Marvin Feinsmith's bassoon website and defaced Wikipedia entry
Karan the vagina dyer mynewpinkbutton.com
listeners call in about their porn preferences
call to Jared: had a piece of 'blue ice'(frozen airline turds) crash through his roof, Drew's airline nightmare stories
Ndamukong Suh/Runaround Sue by the Polish Muslims
Bam Margera calls about his book
prank calls to Larry King

2011-12-29 best of

80 yr old William Levering likes flying friends to lunch
Dr Dudley Danov calls about 'penis power'
call to Roberta Feinsmith: suing a co-worker over excessive farting, they get her cranky husband Marvin instead
analyzing previous day's car chase footage for police brutality
stump the staff
calling the neighbours of a dog FE-CES infested house of skank in Dearborn
Bentley's review of the Lady Gaga show, listener's guilty pleasures
"Over 50" magazine's (aka 'Uncle') 57 year old porn model Tanqueray

2011-12-28 best of

Roy of (Siegfried &) mauled by a tiger
in depth analysis of Evan Longoria's 7/9th's hard penis pics, do women want to see penis pics?
looney tune: "I only got a 3" tool"
girl renting ad space on her boobs Anorei  Collins
call with Jay Thunderbolt on the strip club in his family room
Erin Andrews' nude keyhole bush primping pics, what celebrities would you like to see nude?
calling Kwame at his pretend job
author Roy about his ultimate book of sports movies
cliff notes theatre: "The Program"
looney tune: "this song's a turd" (free as a bird)
Drew contemplates life without a head, ButtMike appears

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

2011-12-27 best of

2011-12-27 best of
viewing the 'Saved by the bell' porno
Tommy James (of Tommy James and the Shondells) calls
Righteous Rick calls about being signed to an MMA fight
David Lee Roth in studio
Mikes former co-worker Bill with the Colostomy bag, colostomy/ostomy talk, looking up 'human anus' on Wikipedia
talking with Tree Truck guy markmadson.com
wondering when we'll evolve to the point where the first butt baby will be delivered, sick of Sammy Hagar's obsession with tequila and Cabo
Janis Ian's 'at 17' made into a song for Eric the intern, looney tune "white and nerdy"
call with 'Bill Clinton" about his heart problems

Monday, December 26, 2011

2011-12-26 best of

callers who homo'd out on ecstasy
call with Larry Flynt(the real one, not Drew)
Dax Shepard calls
Looney tune "caught me spanking it"
callers' public masturbator sightings, Carl Monday clips
people complaining about Fibre One bars causing farting
Joan Rivers calls
calls to Justin Long and Tiger Woods
Fibre One bar eating experiment results
call with 'Micheal Jackson' from the afterlif
fun with Arnold Schwarzenegger drops
stump the staff Super Bowl edition
another ButtMike message for Justin Long

Sunday, December 25, 2011

2011-12-24 best of

call to Santa in Florida
call to a CVS where a guy took a dump in the aisle
call to a funeral home where a nativity scene's sheep was violated

Saturday, December 24, 2011

2011-12-23 best of

Mayor Roy Castle sells town's(Castlewood) Christmas decorations
Billy Bob Thorton calls about "Bad Santa"
Mervin Whipple, man with 108000 Christmas lights(and a $4126.32 power bill)
Calls to Santa and Jesus
Gary Hoey in studio
Chuck Gaidica discusses Drew and Mikes dislike of Christmas music
1997 Christmas greetings to random celebrities
Chris: neighbours' annoyed by his 150000 Christmas lights
call with the Susan the sleep-eater
talk with Dee Snyder about his Christmas album, Mike disappointed by lack of airplanes in airline-themed porno
Drew's Christmas shopping

Friday, December 23, 2011

2011-12-22 Best of

Christmas songs by the Toilet bowl cleaners
news story about seniors getting STD's, call to Eleanor on her 77th anniversary
Scott Bernstein calls about his book on the Detroit mafia, Isaiah Thomas
Christmas Looney tunes: "I want" by Tenacious D
call to Travis Collins: decorates his neighbours' homes for Christmas, a history of Mike's empty promises
Tony the Vegas bookmaker
talking with Pam Grier about her design company
Chris fined $47000 for having Santa Clauses at his business
store Santa getting paid with Hot Wheels gets stiffed by Kmart
Drew criticizes answering machine messages

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

2011-12-21

Teen mom, school supervisor's DUI at Fudruckers
breaking Bill Conlin sexual abuse scandal
call with Octo-mom about her advice show
Christmas Looney tunes:"Bon Scott" singing 'Favorite Things', "Holidays Haze", "O come all ye grateful deadheads"
today in history: Elvis' one man war on drugs
Trent: donating his man-seed to anybody who wants it Trentdonor.org
replay: Bob Boner calls about the Obama Boner Volt
trying to call Oates from Hall and Oates
Christmas Looney tunes:"police stopped my car", "Walking round in women's underwear"
trivia questions for Great Lakes Invitational tix

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

2011-12-20

bizarre crying at Kim Jong Il's funeral
looney tune: Gingritch's sister
Tom Cruise on Letterman, Bob Boner calls about the Obama Boner Volt
NFL games on Saturday due to Christmas, call to the school who suspended kids for Tebow-ing
more creepy Michael Jackson molestation victim transript readings, Jimmy Fallon as Nicolas Cage
analyzing Lindsay Lohan's Playboy spread, Wolters bought a "Rated Xmas" CD
remembering the annual "Blue/Grey" game, Detroiters reminded not to shoot guns on New Years
more of  "Rated Xmas", Michael the CEO of Yourmasque "orally-dissolvable, flavored gel strips"
Chelsea Clinton's terrible news reporting, rock n roll trivia questions
ButtMike's theme and ButtMike's album "It's a brown Christmas"
trivia questions for Great Lakes Invitational tix

Monday, December 19, 2011

2011-12-19

Lions amazing game in Oakland, Ndamukong Suh/Runaround Sue by the Polish Muslims, Rudy Ruttiger in legal trouble, runaway golf cart


call to Steven: busted for running a swingers club in his house

911 call of 13yr old hiding from thieves in her bedroom (including a moronic chainsmoking 911 operator), epidemic of homes being pillaged for scrap metal
top 10 insane delusions of Kim Jong Il
Tebow parody from SNL, Wojo's weekend sports
Coach from Survivor calls
call from Joel about the Imlay City murder-suicide
call from Noel father of the 13yr old who hid from thieves
more emergency manager talk
Joey's catalytic converter stolen, scrap thieves

Saturday, December 17, 2011

2011-12-17 best of

Ted Williams fake interview
calling Jonah Falcon about Billy Bob Thorton's 14" dong
ButtMike leaves a message for Justin Long
George Forman calls about his new house cleaner
call to James Madison University wondering why they wasted money on Snooky
Tina the peanut saleswoman, Larry King interviews rapper T.I.
surprising woman questionnaire results from Esquire magazine
talking about horrible hockey injuries with Mickey Redmond

2011-12-16

Trudi's aquarium problems
Drew changing his mind about Tebow, Christmas looney tunes: Ironman/Santa Claus, Led Zeppelin D'yer maker parody
audio of Tebow mic'd up vs the Bears
Barry Livingston aka Ernie from My 3 sons calls, Batman, RFK and Ali's visits to Detroit in the 60s
tabloid news: John Edwards moving in with Riel Hunter, Rosie's lesbian-for-pay fiancee backing off and new feud with Trump, Chaz's marriage called off, Rima's DUI, Drew intrigued by 84yr old with implants
a Beavis & Butthead Christmas
Wojo calls about Ndamukong Suh
Christmas looney tunes, ridiculous trivia questions, Rick Perry gay rumour
Benny Blades brandishes a bazooka at a boob bar
Christmas looney tunes: Christmas party/Winter wonderland, Kashmir
more trivia, live Jerry Sandusky stuff from CourtTV

Friday, December 16, 2011

2011-12-15

Ndamukong Suh pissed off for no reason and acting like a big baby at press conference, callers opinions
Dr Dudley Danov calls about 'penis power'
Chris Matthews calls about his JFK book
Mike convinced Dr. Oz has a scat fetish, live Golden Globe nominations
Drew sick of X-factor
Maria Menounos calls, prank TV birthday greetings, prank calls to TV/radio, farting newscasters
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYAMDhVT50I
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjLlqIuVhI
more on Ndamukong Suh

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

2011-12-14

call to Lt Colonel Steve Russell about his Saddam Hussein book
looney tune: 'Walking round in women's underwear' 'Purple Reindeer', Drew's suggestions for gift DVDs
the Beetles at Shea stadium, celebrities ripped off by relatives
top songs/albums of the year, Sandusky/Bernie Fine lawsuit, Ndamukong Suh/Runaround Sue by the Polish Muslims
call to Pat: son pretended she was dead so he could have time off work
call to a female polygamist with a giant bush
baby Bianca update, more emergency manager BS, Channel 4's Turkia scoop
replay from yesterday: call to school that fired their cheerleading coach for working at Hooters, examining the term 'hardon'

2011-12-13

'the lonesome kicker', the stupidity of athletes thanking God
more from the Todd Marinovich documentary
letters to the editor over the emergency planner issue
call to school that fired their cheerleading coach for working at Hooters, examining the term 'hardon'
Ndamukong Suh/Runaround Sue by the Polish Muslims, Louis CK's bit on the phrase 'N-word'
*cut off*
David Bowie/Bing Crosby's  duet, the M*A*S*H* movie, Ndamukong Suh/Runaround Sue by the Polish Muslims replay

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

2011-12-12

Christmas shopping, internet shopping and sales tax
weekend football recap, Bobby Ferguson's money found in Kwame's backyard Texas, Kwame's hatred of Kim Worthy
Mit Romney's political gaffs
call with Don: had his 8' Santa stolen
Amateur Athletic Union CEO and President Robert "Bobby" Dodd molestation story from Outside the lines
Wojo calls about the Lions, Tebow, the Packers chances of 16-0
Former AC/DC bass player Mark Evans calls about his book
story about Richard Nixon showing Jackie Gleason aliens, today in history
Todd "RoboQB"  Marinovich ESPN documentary
Joe Rogan calls about the new 'Fear Factor'
the Lowes commercial controversy
callers about the 'Twilight' movie convulsions, Miguel the swinger calls

2011-12-10 best of

Sheila the nipple concealment expert/inventor of "Nippits"
Robin from sexysinglestrugglingmomneedsyou.com
call with "Tim Tebow"
Tony Danza calls about hit CD
ButtMike's best farts, Elliot's farting video
call to a funeral home where a nativity scene's sheep was violated
call to a lumber yard where a guy peed in his co-worker's coffee
best actresses over-40 movie nude scenes
talking to 113yr old Fred's 82 yr old son

2011-12-09

22 yr old playing high school football, call to Dr Wenikov the amateur breast exam doctor
fake drama on the Xfactor, top 10 Heisman trophy snubs
the pretenciousness of hyphenated last names, nun addicted to slot machines
call to Spurrier Urban Wiley
Wojo calls about the Heisman trophy, Tim McCarver's press conference
Roy Roberts' unnecessary police escorts
People magazine article on the gay Rutgers student suicide from 2010
Michael Jackson's kids look nothing like him
Jessica Simpson's giant pregnancy rack, Stars...just like us!

2011-12-08

anniversary of John Lennon's death
Jerry Sandusky arrest, The peeping pediatrician
money wasted on excessive pensions, possibility of Detroit needing an emergency manager
the incredible weaselling ability of Bill Clinton
testimony of Jerry Sandusky victims
UofM basketball coach Beilein calls, AVN award nominees, remembering lispy Jeff Garcia, 'Troy' and 'Slash' cologne
Deadspin ruins Tim McCarver press conference, celebrity airplane meltdowns
more AVN award nominees, today in history

2011-12-07

listening to Donovan songs, will GnR play at their Rock n Roll hall of fame induction
Drew critique's Heismann candidate's penis pics
call to Evelyn: trapped for days in her lawnchair, arguing with a wrong number
the story behind 'Scarface'
update on baby Bianca, callers offer their theories
Rima's DUI
more Rock n Roll hall of fame inductees, today in history
Mickey Redmond calls about his 'Wingspan' tribute show, NHL realignment
clips from new Teen Mom and Jersey Shore
stump the staff for UM basketball tickets

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

2011-12-06

girl walks into a propellor, cars/houses with mysterious stenches
Ndomakong Suh's car accident and 911 call
bible camp counselor sleeps with 13 yr old
Howard Cosell's career, the early days of boxing
80 yr old groped by the TSA, Hinkley up to his old hijinks, Jody Foster's con artist dad
Mark calls about his Howard Cosell book
Rick Perry's old cheesy political ads

Bradley Cooper's fake questionnaire answers to make him sound more sexy
another creepy Jerry Sandusky interview
Paul calls about his Dave Grohl book
Drew can't wait for new season of 'Teen mom'
whatever happened to Todd "RoboQB"  Marinovich

2011-12-05

MSU's big loss, college bowl situation
Tommy Lee calls about Motley Crue's Las Vegas show
Kevi Dietz calls about how Kwame can pay a $314/month cable bill but cant pay Detroit $150/month
the Baby Bianca situation, nobody's paying taxes/light bills in Detroit, comparing cable bills to Kwame's
Mike inconsolable over no trip to the Rose bowl for MSU
Wojo calls about the Lions discipline problems
listener poll: was that MSU's most upsetting loss?, Mike's answering machine messages
Gary Giordano's fake crying on Nightline

Saturday, December 3, 2011

2011-12-03 best of

Kathleen: 50 yr old beauty pageant contestant/organiser "Ms golden America"
call to Bertie the 90 year old sorority sister goes awry: Drew gets c-blocked by the bagel's sister*
Alonzo author of the Hip-hop-tionary
Tony inventor of the Pet-2-Ring pet doorbell
caller stories of spouses who blimped out after marriage
calling company asking for employees to donate sperm
Jim Hughes Newhart lookalike has Ufo Fragment For Sale for $9 Million
Louis calls about his book "Deep Spirit & Great Heart: Living in Marijuana Consciousness", looney tune "what if God smoked cannabis?"
Jessica simpson's excessive flatulence, flatulence and pregnancy

2011-12-02

Wolter's report on the GnR show
call to Kevin: teacher/gay porn star
Detroit needs an emergency manager
aspiring Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Rene in studio
Wojo calls
callers report on the GnR show

2011-12-01

Mike's short lived fitness craze
Laurie Fine Sex Tape?
Louise Harrison (George's sister) calls
music award predictions, how late will Axl Rose be for tonight's concert?
Mike wonders why we don't have tires that don't go flat
call to english guy with size 21 feet
why is Axl Rose always so late?

Thursday, December 1, 2011

2011-11-30



replay of Mike trapped in his garage, looney tune "'scuse me I've got gifts to buy"
mayhem caused by floods and snow, Dr Murray sentencing
Syracuse molestation update, Bernie Fine's creepy wife, Kwame's smugness
effects of flooded basements
Rolling Stone's top 100 guitarists, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton on Stephen Stills solo album
Queen drummer Roger Taylor calls
Taiwanese Animation of Ndamukong Suh's Thanksgiving stomp

today in history